Lore tells us that Jed Bartles was a mysterious antebellum character, a blundering and addled-minded feral boy who appeared in a small village outside of Dallas, confused and girlishly attractive and only capable of simple, everyday reading skills.
Unpossible. A Jed Bartles creation. For many years, critics wondered if perhaps Jed Bartles was an idiot savant actually accessing parts of his brain that the average person could never dream of, creating new and advanced language. His creation of the word 'unpossible' struck some as an gaffe in remembering the real term, impossible. Others conjectured that unpossible didn't mean impossible at all, but was a new word to describe a much more sophisticated notion, that a certain possibility could be negated entirely and turned into its polar opposite, or made 'unpossible'...
After careful study, Jed Bartles was found to have just been mistaken. Twice.
After careful study, Jed Bartles was found to have just been mistaken. Twice.
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An exclamation usually said before throwing a molotov cocktail but can be said shouted as a war-cry before running.
Using his quick thinking Jason lit up a molotov cocktail and threw it on the ground to escape.
"BORTLES!"
"BORTLES!"
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Also known as "Shady B".
A very small amount of people are in the "stu-co" or "pom" group, and even though no one likes any of them, they think they run the school, although not a soul cares about what they have to say. When they do ANY of the things they make gossip about everyone else doing, somehow it is "okay" (hence the hypocrisy). They all meddle in every small piece of meat they can get their hands on, and congratulate and support their own for the same issues.
Bartlesville High School (11-12) must not be confused with Bartlesville Mid-High School, which is for the 9th-10th grade. Bartlesville Mid-High is known for the disgusting bathrooms and classrooms and ridiculous authorities.
Also known as "Shady B".
A very small amount of people are in the "stu-co" or "pom" group, and even though no one likes any of them, they think they run the school, although not a soul cares about what they have to say. When they do ANY of the things they make gossip about everyone else doing, somehow it is "okay" (hence the hypocrisy). They all meddle in every small piece of meat they can get their hands on, and congratulate and support their own for the same issues.
Bartlesville High School (11-12) must not be confused with Bartlesville Mid-High School, which is for the 9th-10th grade. Bartlesville Mid-High is known for the disgusting bathrooms and classrooms and ridiculous authorities.
"You are transferring to Bartlesville High School? You're in for some serious drama!"
"Why does everyone in this school lie so much?"
"Because it's Bartlesville High School."
"Why does everyone in this school lie so much?"
"Because it's Bartlesville High School."
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I rogered Natalie so thoroughly that she was embarrassed to have finished off with a little Bartlesville Fuel Spill.
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Get the Birtle mug.A small town near Tulsa Oklahoma. Has a small mall, is made up of a lot of churches and retirement homes. Is a "retirement community". Home of Conoco Phillips and Will Rogers as well as Woolaroc Museum. Has absolutely NOTHING for kids here. Can't hang out at the mall, park closes at dark, and you get in trouble for loitering at the park. Home to many many drug dealers and a couple homeless people that like to walk around the Wal-Mart and Mcdonalds. Claims to be a "great school district". That is not always the case. If you move here, do not let your children attend the Boys and Girls club, they will be beat up and bullied, while being ignored by the workers.
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