Harry Birthmas

When your birthday is so close to christmas that people give you one gift for both occasions.

Harry Birthmas! I'm too lazy to give you two different gifts at two different times.

by Nosila November 10, 2010

birthmasday present

A present that unfortunate kids like me must get when you want something that the family can only afford if you combine your birthday present money with your Christmas present money. Thus, you don't get anything for one of those holidays.

"Dude, how did you get that iPod Touch?"

*sigh* "It was a birthmasday present."

by myketuna December 29, 2007

Birthmark

A mark given to someone at birth by God because he decided it should grow on that person in the certain place. Sometimes they look really cute and attractive and are not moles. Most people who have them don't like them but it usually makes them more appealing cause they are different than the rest of us cause they are more special.

Person 1:Did you see that mole on Ashlynne's face?
Person 2:Dawg that ain't no mole, thats a birthmark aka beauty mark.
Person 1:Oh yeah you're right cause she looks so pretty with it.
Person 2:I know shes perfect and to top it off she has that beautiful birthmark on her face to make her look even more beautiful. Can I call her an angel?

by Ashlynne's lover August 8, 2014

birthgasm

The act of helping along the female's labor process through the launching power of a climax.

I did not feel comfortable with the doctor giving my wife a birthgasm.

by Imhine September 1, 2010

Merry-Happy Birthsmas

Something you would say to someone with the unfortunate disposition of sharing a birthday with Jesus Christ.

Merry-Happy Birthsmas, Sorry you had to be born on a holiday...

by TheUglyDuckling1234500 December 31, 2011

Daytona Beach Birthmark

A particularly classless thigh tattoo found mostly on low income white females. Often seen at Spring Break, NASCAR Events and Motorcycle Events popular in Daytona Beach!

Me: " who the hell brings a barefoot toddler in only a diaper to a 7-11 at 2 in the morning?"

My Buddy: "probably the white trash princess with the Daytona Beach Birthmark using her SNAP to buy Newports!!!"

by Medic1426 March 25, 2016

birthmark

When someone leaves a poop stain in the toilet bowl

"Hey who left a birthmark in my toilet? Now I gotta blast it with piss to clean it off!"

by trolleydocious December 28, 2015