BIRKENSTOCKS

Only the most comfortable shoes and sandals you will ever find. Sandals and clogs are the typical occurrence, however, they produce various other types. Worn by hippies and preps alike, lauded for comfort by all. Everyone should own at least one pair.

Dude, I feel like I am walking on a cloud, thanks to my BIRKENSTOCKS!

Me too!

by birklover November 24, 2021

birkenstocks

Lesbian Prada.

That is, however UD insists on 20 letters and 3 words, so this is just filler.

Person A: She is wearing birkenstocks.
Person B: She must be a tuppence-licker.

by fubarderby February 11, 2005

birkenstocks

lesbian sandals
a disgrace to footwear
that shit that vsco girls wear

Bella - “look at my new birkenstocks !”
Liam - “ get that lesbian shit out of here”

by iiAmSpooky October 21, 2019

birkenstock

The most awesome shoes ever invented! Made to fit your feet perfectly- they get batter with age!

Dude- i have had my Birkenstocks for over 7 years and they keep getting better and better!

by Angie LK April 24, 2008

birkenstocks

The ugliest shoes ever. Often worn by the great unwashed, college students, and people with ugly feet.

Ew, look at that chick's skanky feet in those birkenstocks! She needs to put on some nail polish and real shoes!

by surely February 09, 2005

birkenstocks

Not only sandals. Best shoes ever. Last forever.

Jeff:Hey what shoes are everyone wearing to the fair?
Maddy:Birkenstocks.
Jeff:I shouldn't of asked. I knew the answer.

by 👤 May 18, 2015

birkenstocks

Those ugly uncomfortable sandels that lesbians wear.

OMG becky she is a dyke because she paid $60 for those fugly ass birkenstocks

by _thm July 13, 2004