by A Pers0n March 6, 2009
Get the tweety birdness mug.The toilet paper shield that some people construct around the seat of a public toilet so that they don't contract any of the various forms of ass and sexual diseases that thrive on porcelain.
"When Brenda left the bathroom, we were puzzled as to why all the toilet paper was gone. She then explained to us that she had birds nested it, and suddenly everything made sense."
by sressler December 26, 2006
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People call the hairy ring around a persons anus a birds nest. A birdspelt is where it's so hairy that it covers the anus, the taint, the genitals and up into the ass crack. You are practically wearing a hairy diaper on your ass.
by GIJHEN May 22, 2021
Get the BIRDSPELT mug.A girls un-shaved vagina, puss, Furr Burger... it somewhat resembles a birds nest, minus a bird... unless you still wanna slip your bird in there...
by Ralph bitch September 13, 2010
Get the Birds Nest mug.by Mauricia July 4, 2006
Get the birdnest mug.when you go over to a toilet to take a dump,and you look in the toilet to find out that someone left a surprise for you in there....someone that used a whole roll of toilet paper and clogged up the shitter and then took a massive dump on top of that.Its floating on top of the water with a turd nestled inside.Mostly found at factory bathrooms,truckstops,fast food.
Man,I had to take a shit...but theres a nasty ass birds nest in the bathroom shitter,I think Ill wait.
by theoutlaw1978 February 14, 2013
Get the birds nest mug.When a woman shaves everything but her butt hole, leaving a small ring of hair resembling a birds nest.
Linda had a beautifully shaved pussy but when I bent her over i saw she had a birds nest. I went limp.
by anonymous June 18, 2016
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