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birching

An application of birch twigs to the bare posterior of a miscreant of misbehaving person. The goal of this is to provide an attitude correction. In past years the process was used by husbands to correct their wives, giving rise to old English "rule of thumb" that is you were not legally allowed to birch your wife with a stick that is larger in diameter than your thumb. Sort of counter productive anyway because the best birch branches to use are about 1/4" in diameter and freshly cut so as to be flexible and whippy. The process of birching often requires the woman to prepare her own birch.

In the case of submissive women receiving a birching often gives rise to strong sexual desires and a feeling of contentment and calm.
Elly, I see you have exceeded the budget for your credit card this month. Go cut a switch for yourself and prepare yourself for a birching.
by canem September 4, 2009
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birching

the practice of chewing twigs; predating Islamic culture, chewing twigs was the only source for oral hygiene. This trend has died with the evolution of toothbrushes and toothpaste, but recent scientific research still regards chewing twigs at the same orally hygienic standard as the toothbrush.
"what are you . . . chewing on a stick?"
"No, I'm birching."
by Richard Seguritan April 6, 2007
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bitchiano

inspired by italian names. basically, it means bitch but the fancier version. can be used as a clique/clan surname; just add whatever name you want before it.
Person A: Hey, Missy! Wha'ddup?
Person B: Sawree, James... The name's Psycho Bitchiano now.
*Sickening giggles*
by Hana L. Saw February 2, 2006
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Birchland Park Middle School

Birchland Park Middle School is a Middle School (duh) located in East Longmeadow. The school teaches grade levels 6-8, and has some very talented students. However, there are some problem students. Among those in the problem category are pathetic list makers, stuck up girls, annoying guys who won't leave you alone, and even some of the teachers. The substitutes seem to hate children, except one, but he left to sub at another school. So besides the pluses of being at a "high-class" school with average teachers, the students are what make the school so horrible.
Man, I wish I could go to Birchland Park Middle School, but I couldn't deal with the pathetic no life losers.
by Student945829................. October 16, 2011
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bitchiating

To force someone to become your bitch
I am bitchiating Maria today
by DaBitchMaster October 19, 2013
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Mia Birchall

Mia Birchall is a beautiful girl and has a great personality. She is smart, wonderful, cheerful and overall amazing. If you ever happen to be so lucky to meet a Mia Birchall, keep her, Marry her, date her just do whatever you have to do to keep her there with you. Make sure you’re on her level or above before giving in yourself and decency of asking her out on a date otherwise you will not only cause pain for Mia, but also for yourself. She finds it hard to say no one who is humble and sweet so if you desperately need her, and please be just that.
Oh woah! Mia Birchall really is a beautiful girl!”
by Iliketodrinkorangejuice December 17, 2018
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Birchbay

Located in the northwest of washington, birchbay is a small community on the canadian border. Sort of a resort community to those coming from larger near by cities (seattle, vancouver,etc). At first glance, quick drive through or a weekend stay at one of the local hotels you will notice birchbay is a great town. Nice beachs, Seemingly nice locals, small city. Truth is behind this vacation wonderland is it is a major drug traffacking city (placed so close to border) million dollars of drugs are constantly confinscated at border crossings monthly. Schools run with kids trying to make a buck off the local drug scene. Most of the bigger drug dealers in this town are just kids. Full of heroin, meth, crack, ecstacy, and marjuana. Blaine is also known for its local gangs West Side Piru (Silly white kids hoped up on drugs who lacked proper role models) MSL (Mexicans hoped up on meth) and others. Police are known in blaine to be quite common.
Ranaldo: Hey want to go to birchbay this weekend?
Pam: No, i heard that place is full of dope
Ranaldo: No it looks like a really nice place, are you sure?
Pam: **sigh** Alright lets go.
by Nate420420420 October 21, 2010
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