biological clock

when a female begins to desire to have a child, or when a female develops motherly instincts, etc.

My friend won't stop talking about how sweet and cute babies are and how she wants to have one now - her biological clock totally went off!!

My friend says she doesn't want children...I guess her biological clock hasn't gone off yet.

by therealdef124 January 27, 2010

biological whorefare

The act of hiring someone who is infected with an STD (sexually transmitted disease) to hook up with someone to intentionally infect them with said STD

"I committed some Biological Whorefare on Tina, serves her right for cheating on me!"

by Vanilla burrito July 10, 2022

biological graffiti

Any conglomeration of spit, skeet, urine, and scat(any bodily fluids and/or solids) in a public area.

Neal can look past the potleafs and the initials scribed into the stall door. But he could not pretend the toilet seat wasn't littered with biological graffiti.

by theAdKid February 6, 2009

Biological warfare

A term used to describe the act of creating an obnoxious and hypnotising smell in the toilet ( or other ) area. Thus preventing entry to any other person for fear of involuntary convulsions.

George has laid seige to the toilet using biological warfare.

by Nig451964 March 13, 2009

Biological Sleep Clock

An internal clock where tells your body when to sleep and when to stay awake. It can be altered due to your habits, job, travels, etc.

My biological sleep clock is always changing becuase I travel so much!

by Karl Larkins February 17, 2015

Biologically Fugly

When a person that is so fucking ugly(fugly) physically and mentally as well as so mindless they try to sound smart but are utterly mindless that no one, and I mean no one, be it male or female will ever want to date them let alone fuck them nor be seen in public with them or talk to them. There is no negative rating scale that describes this level of fugliness. They are just THAT fugly!

Guy 1: Hey y’all, you see that girl over there?
Guy 2: which one?

Girl 1: the one with the FUPA, small tits, big belly, Double chin, sausage fingers, Glasses and green hair cut into a mullet?
Guy 1: yeah!

Girl 2: Yeah, she’s so Biologically Fugly that she’s trying to Identify as Non binary to up her chances of getting anything!
Guy 1, Guy 2 & Girl 1: Damn!!!!!
Girl 2: Yeah even THAT won’t help her ass!

by The Great Howdoyoudo March 16, 2023

Bro you looking bionical

A funny phrase to call someone that acts like a robot

Alex: “looks robotical”

Pere: “Bro you looking bionical”

by provolonewalter July 1, 2022