Billionaire Smoothie

The result of a martial arts fight between two billionaires if it were held in a carbon fiber tube on the bottom of the Atlantic instead of a Las Vegas octagon

The most shocking part of the undersea cage match was not who won, but that both were instantly transformed into a billionaire smoothie after the catastrophic structural failure of their uncertified submersible.

by DeathWaffle4432 June 28, 2023

Buttery Billionaire

When a wealthy man covers himself with Butter and screams "Im a buttery billionaire"

"Buddy Butterman of Butterman's Butters just sold his company for one billion dollars, he screams Im a Buttery Billionaire"

by Batman D Superman April 16, 2008

billionaire

Greedy hoarder of capital gained by taking advantage of the productive working class.

Billionaires should have assets taxed heavily in order to reduce income inequality and discourage exploitative labor practices. Tax everything over $100m at 100% and send a "you won capitalism" plaque.

by ETRToday July 15, 2021

bajillionize

verb, baj·jill·ion·ized, baj·jill·ioniz·ing.

1. to come together in large numbers; assemble en masse:

2. to bring together in a motley manner, mob, or mass; assemble.

Origin:

1350–1400; Middle English hoods and lesser districts (adj.) < Latin bajillinātus (past participle of bajillionāre, to flock together), equivalent to congregate

"This setup is off the hook, you know bitches will bajillionize the shit outta this place!"

by da_tass August 10, 2014

self made billionare

its not real

theres no such thing as a "self made billionare"

by jojopotatoe42 November 4, 2020

billionaire

A person who has assets, Wealth or investments worth Billions or greater than one billion.

Bill Gates has a net wealth of 85 billion dollars therefore Bill Gates is a Billionaire.

by benimann June 10, 2016

Billioniggaire

A black billionaire

Dr. Dre sold his beats to Apple and become a billioniggaire.

by Mr_BBC June 2, 2014