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Bill Gates

When somebody with a small or micro penis loses their erection.
"dude I was smashing that girl and her dad walked in and I went full Bill Gates"
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Bill Gates wants to vaccinate the whole world with the mark of the beast
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A man ridiculed and envied for his wealth, when in reality he is one of the greatest philanthropist ever.
Person1: Bill Gates is Hitler!111
Person2: Last year he gave more towards polio research than every government in the western world. When he dies his son will only get $10 million dollars of inheritance; the rest will go to charity.
Person1: Bill Gates is Hitler!
by GuyQuest April 9, 2006
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Destiny chose this guy to be what he is. A fucking genius.

An unselfish man who gaves away billions of dollars for education and other charitous services. How can he be evil? All you assholes hating on him...don't hate because you know damn well you'd love being the richest person in the world too.
by poor guy December 7, 2006
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Bill Gates

Very rich man, founder of the multi-billion dollar company microsoft. Created the Windows Operating System, which was found to be more userfriendly and useful than other operating systems at the time.

He is always the butt of jokes and envied for his money, so dumbasses say he is "SATANZ!!!11" or Hitler, even though he is co-founder of the Bill and Melinda Gates Minority Scholarship and donates more than any other 2 celeberties to the research of AIDS. So fuck off, you stupid cocks.
Dumb Person: Bill Gatesz owes me money hes evilz!!

Me: Shut up you stupid fuck. You're just jealous you're not a goddamn genius who was the first to pick up on a good idea for money. Piss off.
by Hobo Spider September 18, 2005
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1. To aggressively but subversively eliminate competition by means of absorbtion, forced obsoletion or gross promotion.

2. To make something proprietary to the point it functions poorly.

3. To weigh down or otherwise impede normal operation.
1. The infection was billgating healthy cells.

2. The new car design was attractive, but the engine was billgated to the point where it would only run on gasahol.

3. After skating through the mud my wheels were totally billgated.
by Thrakamazog May 15, 2003
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Bill Gates

Owns the company Microsoft, which makes and owns the rights to Windows, Explorer, Microsoft Office (Word, Excel, Outlook, FrontPage, Powerpoint etc. etc.). Therefore, incredibly profitable company in Seattle, as almost every business on the planet pays it a commission for using its software (excluding those in South East Asia, for example, where the copyright and patent treaties do not apply).

For general lust for power, in US historical terms, ranks far below the other earlier Robber Barons, like say J.P. Morgan, Rockefeller etc etc.
Bill Gates, the nerdy Robber Baron with a human face.
by Observer52 September 6, 2005
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