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Blivit

‘two pounds of shit in a one pound bag.’ coined by Kurt Vonnegut in "Palm Sunday" 1982
The campaign speech was a blivit.
by Gaia Bestamore March 26, 2017
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10 pounds of crap in a 9 pound bag
My day has been going so bad that all I need now is a Blivit
by Sandei Kirshen October 28, 2003
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Blivit

A paper bag filled with dog shit, placed on a doorstep and then lit on fire.
Did you see the look on that lady's face when she tried to stamp out that blivit?
by bakermania November 3, 2006
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Blivit = a fat assed ugly women. Most blivits do not take very good care of their personal hygiene or themselves. Many blivits tend to be obese slobs, and make no effort to improve their personal appearance. These hags tend to live on junk food, pop and munchies - where are the doritos !

Many of these women tend to be so fat, that they are as obese as they are tall. The number of teeth remaining in these blivits tend to be a few - more teeth are missing, than are left remaining.

Bathing is usually a very low priority - in addition, these blivits tend to live like pigs - very sloppy living conditions.
A blivit usually has fewer teeth in their mouth than one can count on one hand - they are often as obese as they are tall. Daily hygiene is rare ...
by WET CARGO BOY April 18, 2006
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I almost did a blivit
by flaming koolaid December 9, 2002
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Blivit

The technical term for lighting a fart.
Whooooa, were were at a party and Riley lit his fart! I now know I have seen a blivit with my own two eyes.
by Bull Sluice May 19, 2013
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monstrocious blivit

a person that spends all of their time trying to block and prevent other peoples plans and ideas being accepted by others. Huge roadblocks to new ideas. Usually trying to make themselves look better by demeaning others ideas.
Every time I submit a new plan that monstrocious blivit keeps blocking my ideas from going forward.
by Milford III December 2, 2023
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