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Bilbo Baggins

John, Bob, Chris and Scott had a Bilbo Baggins.
by Froto Baggins January 21, 2009
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Bilbo Baggins'd

Reflexive Verb (v): Being Bilbo Bagisn'd means one has just been shuddered at, in surprise and alarm, while trying to reach for a marijuana smoking device. The person doing the bagginsing will generally mimick the suprised and alarmed face of Bilbo Baggins yelling "don't touch it!", or some other defensive speech pattern, while hiding the bong as if it is the most precious thing in the world to them.
Stoner 1: Hey dude lemme hit that Shii--(while reaching for bowl)

Stoner 2: (turns away erratically while pulling bowl in safer area next to his chest), exhibits some strange noise as a manifestation of a defensive and alarmed response, or yells, "don't touch it"

Stoner 3 to Stoner 1 " ha you just got bilbo baggins'd son!"
by Pizazzle February 5, 2010
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Bilbo Baggins

When receiving oral sex from a dwarf while performing a bowel movement.
I declined going to the after party, I really had to use the restroom and the cute dwarf with the Santa hat offered to give me a Bilbo Baggins.
by Half-Bottle December 26, 2007
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Bilbo Baggins

That stuff is really great...Bilbo Baggins
by Lalise March 16, 2008
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Bilbo Baggins

a cigarette, a way for people to disguise the word fag without being found out..

By Izaac && Luke
bilbo baggins for faggins...

ite bruv, coming out for a bilbo..

obviously the term must be known
by SpArKzZ && DeMoNzZ August 19, 2009
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Bilbo Baggins

To insert one's big toe into another's anus for pleasure purposes.
I was surprised and greatly pleasured when he slipped his big toe into my asshole. I asked what he had just done and all he said was Bilbo Baggins!
by Lilly Lulu May 30, 2017
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Bilbo Baggins

A person that cannot hang. A lightweight who is always in the bag while drinking the least amount of alcohol..
Liam: “Look at Byron, He’s wasted off sipping twisted tea

Brad: “Yeah, looks like he’s in the Bilbo Baggins again.”
by Mr. PissyBalls June 8, 2018
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