big toe

a girl who is wierd but also can be sad, and she gets tired for sleeping more then usual but more awake when she sleeps less

god your such a big toe!

by juan the poo May 13, 2005

big toe

big toe on man/womans foot (mostly man unless woman is extremely weird) or oftenly used as Joe Luker's nickname cause of his extra large, big toe. Also referred to big toe joe.

"look at that big toe!" "which one? his big toe? or big toe joe?"

by joelargetoeswanson7 May 5, 2009

Tough as a big toe

Mocking someone when they act tough. Big toes experience much pain when stubbed and even the toughest of men turn Into cry babies.

Look at that alpha male, he’s as tough as a big toe!

by SmokyTheBear April 27, 2020

the big toe captain

The biggest toe on your foot. What George tells Jerry to do a joke on. (In the episode "The Tape").

"The Captain of the Toes!" The Big Toe Captain is the captain of the toes and sometimes the second toe grows longer, creating a coups de toe.

by Shaunn L. June 28, 2008

Big Toe Joint

A joint that causes one to fold dishes.

"I hit that big toe joint and got to folding."

by Herban Dicktionary April 17, 2017

lil big toe

Your mom gay

You lil big toe

by Android boy May 17, 2018

Big toe tugboat

The act of two people sitting in a bathtub facing each other while exchanging big toe penetration into each other’s buttholes and making a ship horn sound.

So I heard Lee and Wayne have been in the bathroom big toe tugboating all night.

Wow! That was some awesome BTTB!!

by Captaincrank March 23, 2020