BIF

Noun - pronounced "biff".
The unsightly bulge older women develop between their belly and their crotch. Stands for "butt in front".
See also minge pelmet.
The only thing I remember about my elementary school music teacher is her gargantuan BIF.

Look at the BIF on that miwlf.
by Cicero's Assassin August 30, 2007
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bif

when some ones boob is in your face (also can be applied to butt in face)
Stephanie: *bends over*
Camila: whoa man total BIF
by Giaretta de la Sol November 11, 2009
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BIF

Man, I so sick of all the drama from this pussy, BIF...
by vulvatronic September 12, 2010
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Biffing

An Auto-Antonym, can mean to do something with great vigour or with little enthusiasm. Context specific.

1. To attack something with vigour. Evolved from the noun Biff meaning a sudden sharp blow or punch

2. To have sex very enthusiastically. Linked noun Biff.

3. To stroll about meaninglessly. Origin unknown.
1. Brigadier Ben Ritchie Hook in Evelyn Waugh's Sword of Honour Trilogy: "Time for a Spot of Biffing!" (In reference to attacking the Enemy during the Second World War, immediately before he storms a pill box, alone, armed only with a machine gun and grenades)

2.
D: "I heard you biffing last night O, keep it down next time"

O: "Sorry D, I had no idea I was so loud."

D: "Its alright man. It was pretty funny actually, you sounded like a cavalry charge"

3.
D: "How was your day?"

O: "It was okay I guess. I biffed around town for a bit, but it was pretty pointless"
by Lordy_UK March 31, 2010
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Biffed

When someone hits something really hard, sometimes used in cricket matches when a batsman proper smashes the ball. I think it originates from the old batman show when they had fights with the bad guys. Sometimes words came up in bubble writing when someone got hit, an one of the words the used was biff.
Joe proper biffed a six before
by Tom Tench May 16, 2008
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Biffing

If someone is "biffing" they are lying or exaggerating about a situation. It can also be used by calling someone a "biffer" if they are known to lie.
He's a big BIFFER, ket sniffer, clit flicker.
Oi! Quit biffin you little rapscallion!
Mum's comin' up da stairs! nah, quit biffing bro.
by BigBiffer July 30, 2020
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Bif

A common name of a WASP who has inherited old money and does not have to work for a living.
Oh Bif, let's play a set of tennis.
by Hasbro July 07, 2006
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