Bum's Bidet

A public drinking fountain, in which a bum could clean his or her genitalia, inner buttocks or anus with.

that guy just got a drink of water from that bum's bidet, thats gross!

by Ryan Patrick Cahill December 23, 2008

Poor Man’s Bidet

This is the term for what happens when someone uses a freshly cleaned Porto Potty to have themself a BM and the turd hits the blue water and splashes up on their nether parts.

The best way to avoid the Poor Man’s Bidet is to unwrap a new roll of TP and carefully place the wrapping on the surface of the blue water like a little landing pad. Then bombs away!

by Miquelito6233 March 6, 2023

Nature's Bidet

a naturally occurring spring or geyser one uses to bathe the genital and perineal areas of the body

Unhappy Camper: I forgot my toilet paper when I came to camp at Yellowstone and now i have to poop but there's only cacti to relieve the poo from my bottom. What should I do?

Local: Well you should use Nature's Bidet. Go poop on that mound over there and don't get up until 35 or 120 minutes have passed.

by Keeton1229 September 25, 2011

newton's bidet

when you are taking a shit and the splash caused by the turd cleans your anus.

newton's bidet is when your shit has splashed toilet water on your ass. oh man, newton's bidet came in clutch with the clean up.

by Seth mithch's friend February 22, 2018

Poor Man's Bidet

When you poop and it plops into the water and splashes your bottom.

"That just splashed all over me!"
"Poor man's bidet"

by kiefferteefer March 20, 2023

Poor Man’s bidet

When a person is defecating and a large splash of water caused by their poop enters the butthole at the perfect time, coincidentally cleaning it.

Thought it was going to be a messy one, but the poor man’s bidet cleaned me right up!

by poopprodigies May 22, 2023

Biden's Penis

Seriously? You have to be kidding me. What has driven you to look up "Biden's penis" on Urban Dictionary? Are you stupid or retarded? If you want a definition for Biden's penis, then get lost, faggot. I bet $500 you're a 13-year-old boy who enjoys looking stupid shit up on Urban Dictionary. Get off the computer and become an hero instead of doing this pointless shit.

Go do your homework instead of looking up "Biden's penis" on Urban Dictionary. His is small, but it's much bigger than yours.

by Yopmail User August 23, 2022