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benestick

A walking stick, crutch or other mobility aid used by an individual for the purpose of faking a disability to claim a social security benefit.

Composite of two words 'benefit' and 'stick' pronounced 'beneestik'
Look at that bloke running for the bus with his benestick under his arm. I bet he can hardly walk when he goes for his disability allowance review...
by leftcase October 14, 2006
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Beeston

A neighbourhood in Leeds (England).
Also a neighbourhood in Nottingham - but who cares about that one!
Beeston LS11 massive!!!
by therealrichieedwards November 9, 2004
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Beestiality

to have sexual intercourse with bees by placing them in your rear end while covered in honey and watching the bee movie
yeah, i walked into susans room yesterday and saw her committing beestiality.
by jaiisgay August 19, 2017
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beesters

Good quality marijuana grown in bulk in Canada. Originated from refering to buds from British Columbia but now is used to refer to any good marijuana grown in quantity in Canada.
Person 1) You got some dank bro?

Person 2) Naw, but I got some beesters tho.
by DEKE April 8, 2005
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Beestool

The answer one gives when faced with a bad joke he or she cannot think of an answer to.

Derived from this happening: "What does a bee sit on?" The correct answer was, of course, "Its beehind," while the answer promptly given at the time was, "Beestool!"
Q: "What do you get when you deep-fry Santa Clause?"
The "Correct" Answer: "A Crisp Cringle!"
The Answer It Deserves: "Beestool."

or,

Q: "Why does Santa Clause need three gardens?"
The "Correct" Answer: "So he can Ho, Ho, Ho!"
The Answer It Deserves: "Beestool."

and,

Q: "What do Elves learn in school?"
The "Correct" Answer: "The Elf-Abet!"
The Answer It Deserves: "Beestool."
by Petelite December 13, 2008
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Beeston blowback

To blow hot vape tobacco smoke up someone's anus, then let them enjoy the sensation before expelling the tobacco cloud from the anus back into the protagonists mouth.
I had a right good time with that there Philip Schofield last night, he even let me give him a filthy Beeston Blowback
by Lucky Pierre June 10, 2023
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Beesting

A drink made of 1 pt. whisky, 1 pt. vodka in a shotglass.
Get out of the Lincoln House if you don't want a Beesting.
by Grady Sullivan September 10, 2011
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