bez

v. To accidentally defecate. Especially when one expects flatulence, but is greeted by an unholy surprise. See shart.

The Taco Bell chihuahua after eating two bean burritos from the 99 cent menu: "Yo no quiero bez in mis pantalones."

The guy in your dorm that uses the urinals naked: "Ohhh... I just bezzed on the floor..."

You when you're sitting in a seat with heaters, and your butt feels all relaxed: "Oh no, I just bezzed myself."

bez by SlimWadey January 22, 2008

Bez

1) lager

Mans that bez was crunchy

Bez by thebeys November 14, 2014

Bez

1. Someone who smokes for their entire life and dies at the age of 40.
2. Can also be used as a term for fucking something up!

1. Holy shit, Bez just died!
2. Oh no! You just got Bezzed!

Bez by b6e9z February 12, 2009

Bez

Bez= babes, baby, bbs
Best mate that's a woman

Yo bez how you doing??

Bez by Zaz999 May 16, 2019

Bez

A wonderful name for a great dog, cutest dog, and happy and always makes you laugh. If you meet someone or name your pet Bez, you are so lucky, love them all ur life.

“Come here Bez!”
*dog comes running kissing you and being happy*

Bez by BEZAB53 October 14, 2019

Bez

An arrogent prick, who "I Need A Cig" has lost all respect for.

(16:34:07) <Mr|Small> Bez u fag
(16:34:29) <@Bez> y?

Bez by Hitler Babe November 10, 2008

bez

The shortened term for lesbian. Can also refer to traits associated with lesbians such as being a bitch, stubborn, feminist, or dismissive.

Don't be a bez! My sewing machine won't stop being a bez! Shut yo mouth you stupid bez!

bez by sdsucostume September 25, 2009