v. To accidentally defecate. Especially when one expects flatulence, but is greeted by an unholy surprise. See shart.
The Taco Bell chihuahua after eating two bean burritos from the 99 cent menu: "Yo no quiero bez in mis pantalones."
The guy in your dorm that uses the urinals naked: "Ohhh... I just bezzed on the floor..."
You when you're sitting in a seat with heaters, and your butt feels all relaxed: "Oh no, I just bezzed myself."
The guy in your dorm that uses the urinals naked: "Ohhh... I just bezzed on the floor..."
You when you're sitting in a seat with heaters, and your butt feels all relaxed: "Oh no, I just bezzed myself."
by SlimWadey January 22, 2008