betty crocker dat hoe

when you ejaculate on a girls stomach while she's sleeping, then put a sheet on her so when she stands up the sheet sticks therefore making her look like she has an apron.

Man, I'm gonna betty crocker dat hoe so when she wakes up she'll be ready to make me a grilled cheese sandwich!

by Jay Crocker November 26, 2007

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reverse betty crocker

when two fingers are placed in the ass and one in the vagina....the reverse is the shocker

i fingered a girl using the reverse betty crocker

by brettravo April 26, 2006

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To make prepackaged baked goods.

Use of this term is meant to replace the word "bake". It acknowledges the absence of baking skills so no one confuses literacy with talent.

Can be used with products of other names.

I Betty Crockered some muffins last night.

I'm going to Betty Crocker a cake tonight, want a piece?

by Seriously this is ridiculous February 4, 2009

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betty crocker mode

to cake; to be flirting, & be in a state refferred to as "caking" mode, or bettty crocker mode, since in fact she makes cakes

big brother b.j: what the hell veronica?
veronica: what b.j.?!
big borhter b.j: i saw you!
veronica: b.j, saw me what!?
big brother b.j: i saw you ol' light skinned ass over there just a min ago.
veronica: andd? what about it?
big brother b.j: i saw you in betty crocker mode

by &roni;hollaaa May 4, 2009

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betty crocker brownie delight

A sexual act that starts with the man taking a shit on the women's breats, then he smashes the boobs together followed by the routine of tittie fucking. After he finishes he then eats the left-overs

Holy shit that was the best tasting Betty Crocker Brownie Delight i ever tasted!

by Jake D. Rafter February 2, 2008

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