berta

The process of getting stung near your anal opening, which then causes severe swelling. Blocks your feces during a bowel movement. Sometimes requires surgery.

This berta is going to kill me!

by Austin Pealy August 8, 2006

Berta

A huge fat woman off of two and a half men

A woman that has lifted a oven to kill a house mouse
A Berta

by housemouse6996 January 7, 2012

Berta

A cheap and easy party girl who cheats and has affairs with unavailable married men.

She did the Berta with Michael for 8 years and it ruin both her marriages.

by RealMe69 June 18, 2018

Berta

a demon, or a massive bitch, we call her....BeRtA

“larry is such a berta today”
“innih bruv”

by its berta bich November 15, 2018

Berta beef

A product from the fine ranchers in Alberta. Known to be better than both Japanese and Australian wagyu. Ideal cooking method is hotly contested.

Joint Boy: You better believe its Berta beef.

by darkwebz August 9, 2019

Berta Smash

The act of raging and punching yourself in the skull

Berta Smash!!

by V Sizzy March 31, 2011

Al Berta

Brother to Rob Berta. He founded one of Canada's provinces.

I wonder what the "Al" in Al Berta's name stood for --- was is "Albert", or was it was Alfred or Allen?

by QuacksO March 8, 2019