Levi Bernhardt is a 20 years old/age shamed youtuber who's lived in the land of pizza for a year and can now sing the Italian version of let it go. He's known for his yoga cat tutorial and for always talking about poo.
But above all, he's the n1 fan of doricos locos tacos and has a fetish for eggplants.
Check him out bc he's amazing YouTube.com/levi
But above all, he's the n1 fan of doricos locos tacos and has a fetish for eggplants.
Check him out bc he's amazing YouTube.com/levi
by chiara February 24, 2015
Get the levi bernhardt mug.The most scientific scale known to man for rating the desired mouth-to-phallus ratio during the practice of oral sex. On one end of the spectrum, we have Bernadette Peters with a diminutive mouth. We'll assign her oral cavity a value of .99 carollas (unit of measurement named after Adam Carolla, a pioneer in the field of Phallometry, whose Water-Displacement Method is now the standard throughout the Penile Sciences). Multiplying this value by the average human penis size (100 carollas) yields a Carolla Psychological Satisfaction (or C.P.S.) score of 99 aces (as in, "That's just aces!"). On the other end of the spectrum, we have the less desirable orifice of Sandra Bernhard measuring .01 carollas. Once again, multiplying this value by 100 yields a score of 1 ace. This indicates that the experience of inserting the male member into Bernhard's mammoth mouth for the purpose of fellatio, while perhaps physically pleasurable, is overshadowed by the pride-shattering effects.
Monica Lewinsky: Hey, Bill, you want a BJ?
President Clinton: (covers mouthpiece of the phone he's holding) Monica, I'm on the phone with a Congressman. Sorry about that sir. (inaudible chatter from phone) Yeah, just some intern I'm banging. About a 7. But you should see the mouth on her. (more inaudible chatter) What's the Bernadette-Bernhard scale? (more chatter) Adam who? Oh, I love Birchum.
Monica Lewinsky: Bill, I'm wearing that blue dress you like.
President Clinton: Congressman, I've gotta go. But you've sure given me something to think about. Maybe I'll just work her over with a cigar.
Morgan Freeman Narrator: But he didn't. Well he did. But he also got oral. Completely rejecting the principles of the Bernadette-Bernhard scale. Two things were lost that day: America's innocence, and the confidence of the pretty well-endowed Leader of the Free World. It just goes to show you, some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are too bright. But in such a massive cage, who can see a bird anyway? Get it on. Got to get it on. No choice but to get it on. Mandate, get it on.
President Clinton: (covers mouthpiece of the phone he's holding) Monica, I'm on the phone with a Congressman. Sorry about that sir. (inaudible chatter from phone) Yeah, just some intern I'm banging. About a 7. But you should see the mouth on her. (more inaudible chatter) What's the Bernadette-Bernhard scale? (more chatter) Adam who? Oh, I love Birchum.
Monica Lewinsky: Bill, I'm wearing that blue dress you like.
President Clinton: Congressman, I've gotta go. But you've sure given me something to think about. Maybe I'll just work her over with a cigar.
Morgan Freeman Narrator: But he didn't. Well he did. But he also got oral. Completely rejecting the principles of the Bernadette-Bernhard scale. Two things were lost that day: America's innocence, and the confidence of the pretty well-endowed Leader of the Free World. It just goes to show you, some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are too bright. But in such a massive cage, who can see a bird anyway? Get it on. Got to get it on. No choice but to get it on. Mandate, get it on.
by griffin_t_a September 25, 2014
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A Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt is a creature known to apear In the mountains in northern Sweeden. Despite her petite body, she is an amazing guarding dog. She can bite and run backwards very fast. She is also very good at making dinner, but be aware that you may find pinecones in your porridge. This is a sign that you've been accepted to their tribe because Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt's confuses pine cones for being their offspring. So if you receive a pine cone from your pet Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt they have accepted you to be their baby's father (despite your gender you are assigned the father role). Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt's are always sweet and will bring you a lot of joy. You should know, before you tame one, that she can't control her bladder so she must wear a super soft ultra absobent daiper at all times.
Oh no i forgot to put a diaper on my Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt
My Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt gave me a pine cone!
Oh damn there she goes, my Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt is chasing the mailman again.
My Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt gave me a pine cone!
Oh damn there she goes, my Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt is chasing the mailman again.
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Get the Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt mug.Bernhard is a guy who is just amazing. He`s always charming and funny. Also he is inteligent and hung like a elephant!
by Murph69 January 24, 2017
Get the Bernhard mug.Bernart is a small dude who barley will get to 6 foot. He currently has a drastically negative record in fifa and always gotta blame the lag and bs. In class, he ask me on an avrage about 3 times per lesson when we end and I give him the same awnser every time. Another thing that i find pretty crazy is that he sits in a huge winter jacket inside even when its summer and really hot outside. Everyone in this city has somehow come across the name "Bernart". The only time he lights up during a day is either when he find out that our next lession is PE or when his idol Pessi scores. Otherwise, he isnt really a happy lad. The second he get some money, they disapear immediately because of the urge of fifa points. 5 times he has dropped the big 12000. However, he never gets anything, but that prick never learns, he already told me that he need to try again. But what he really want isnt the points, its the packs. When someone in his team play bad, he sell that player and buy packs for the coins he got. He also claims that he got a 20 cm willy and his dad has a 25. He swore on titchu. His biggest rival is a guy with better record and hotter body, Joel. Joel is the better fifa player and has always been. He has more experience, skills, motivation, packluck, better passing, shooting ect ect ect. They hate eachother so much. The 1v1 is comming soon. He told me thet he will clap that idiot litterly 20 seconds ago while i typed this.
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