Bernankified

Weighed down with a soul-crushing amount of federally-guaranteed student-loan debt.
The name is obviously derived from Fed Chief Ben Bernanke.

I met a cute chick, but she was so bernankified that I couldn't see a future, so I dropped her.

by BradPP October 27, 2012

bernankrupt

adj. To become financially insolvent and forced into a buyout rescue facilitated by the Federal Reserve during the Bernanke Federal Reserve era.

Due to their greed and reckless lending, Bear Stearns went Bernankrupt, and was absorbed into JP Morgan Chase.

by Mark Sanford March 17, 2008

Bernankrupt

The condition of the US government and its Ponzi scheme during or otherwise associated with the Barrackalypse.

Bob: How will the US pay the Chinese back their money?
Me: We won't and can't. We're Bernankrupt.

by Alonius February 18, 2010

berganke

another name for coors light

Hey josh give me that berganke...

by Tanke July 31, 2006

Bernande

Pronounced bur-nan-dee

One of a kind and she knows it. Adventurous, passionate, candid and very uplifting personality. She’s all about family and loyalty. Bernande is someone you can have around for a good positive vibes.

You can take Bernande to church and she’ll make it a good time.

by Nande November 22, 2021