Beatilism

A religion that worships the Beatles like gods.
The best religion there is out there.

Person 1: I'm a Catholic, what are you?
Person 2: Oh, I'm a Beatilist.

Person 1: Beatilism is the best Religion evarr!!1!11shift!
Person 2: Never heard of it.

by Julie-Anna Yuu November 16, 2011

Braditis

An extremely contagious, fast moving parasitic virus that moves from one host to another. This parasite is a predator who feeds off the host mentally, emotionally, physically and financially. Ridding oneself of this parasite is no easy feat due to the fact that the host has no idea they have been infected until it's too late. One must starve this parasite until it detaches and finds another host to feed off of.

Avoid self loathing narcissists or you come down with a bad case of Braditis.

by Your Poltergeist August 24, 2023

Spring Breakitis

The swelling of desire for Spring Break and the lack of motivation and focus to complete school work until said Spring Break.

Dude Spring Breakitis is hitting me hard!

by partyhard11 March 23, 2011

bagatitis

A largely benign condition whose main symptom is the appearance of deep red creases across one or more fingers, forming a continuous valley. The condition is mildly uncomfortable but generally leaves no trace beyond ten minutes or so.

Causes include carrying heavy plastic shopping bags.

Oh damn, check out this bagatitis I picked up from Woolies today.
That's some nasty bagatitis you've got there!

by Heath Raftery February 2, 2009

Berttishere

Latin prefix for gingerish folk that reside in a small region of north america known to be the knollia. The defining characteristics
includes, exemplary skills in fruity loops (they think), erratic slumber, rarely leaving it's dwelling to acquire a mate (With even rarer success). Do not encourage interation with Flizzies! This will result in excessive drinking!

I Had a Berttishere Try to attack my Flizz yesterday!

I found a Berttishere mowing my lawn! Can you beleive it!

by Bageltime May 14, 2009

boratitis

an afflicition causing a person to belive they are doing a spot on impersonation of borat, when they most definately are not!

Yo, your sister has a severe case of boratitis!

by orlandosgurl494 July 13, 2007

Braditis

Incurable disease, a gut- wrenching feeling you get when you can't think of anything but Brad.

I need to study, but my Braditis is acting up today.

by kakalina September 28, 2009