It's Not Easy Being Greene

Marjorie Taylor's lament and no doubt her future campaign theme song, in what's sure to be a groundbreaking presidential bid.

To anyone who thought she effortlessly nailed the Gazpacho Police stalking the halls of congress, compared mask mandates to the Holocaust, or informed the citizenry of the United States that America was officially a Christian Nationalist country, Marjorie, capitalizing on her uncanny resemblance to Miss Piggy, lured Kermit into harmonizing with her as they sang "It's not easy being Greene".

by Monkey's Dad July 29, 2022

The Man Behind The Slaughter

I dunno what I was thinking
Leaving my child behind
Now I suffer the curse
And now I am blind
With all this anger, guilt and sadness
Coming to haunt me forever
I can't wait for the cliff at the end of the river
Is this revenge I am seeking
Or seeking someone to avange me
Stuck in my own paradox
I wanna set myself free
Maybe I should chase and find
Before they'll try to stop it
It won't be long before I'll become a puppet
It's been so long
Since I last have seen my son
Lost to this monster
To the man behind the slaughter
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song
So I could ponder
The sanity of your mother
I wish I lived in the present
With the gift of my past mistakes
But the future keeps luring in like a pack of snakes
Your sweet little eyes
Your little smile, is all I remember
Those fuzzy memories mess with my temper
Justification is killing me
But killing isn't justified
What happened to my son, I'm terrified
It lingers in my mind
And the thought keeps on getting bigger
I'm sorry my sweet baby
I wish I've been there
It's been so long
Since I last have seen my son
Lost to this monster
To the man behind the slaughter
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song
So I could ponder
The sanity of your mother

Friend: "I officially killed six kids. I am the man behind the slaughter"

by BellyLikeJelly April 3, 2020

Belinda

Belinda is not like most girls. She is intellectual, caring, understanding, forgiving, beautiful, and smart. If you know a Belinda, keep her, and never get on her bad side. Once you get to know her, she is crazy, fun, freaky, and sometimes insecure. She craves success and power, and makes sure things go her way. If you run into Belinda, never let her go. She will be the best thing that has ever happened to you.

Woah did you see Belinda today? She lit up the whole room!

by ohlalalalaaaa June 26, 2019

Being english about it

You don’t do people any favours, go above and beyond or do anything above your pay grade. If it does not benefit you directly you don’t want to know.

I asked Bill to help me but he was ignoring me and being english about it. He didn’t wanna know because the task is not in his job description.

by McVin July 23, 2021

siNG ThE BEGINNING OF MOANA

the best song from the musical "The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals"

hidgens: siNG ThE BEGINNING OF MOANA
emma: wHat
paul: wHaAAaAaaAAAaaT
hidgens: i sAID SING GODDAMNiT

mOANA MAKE WAY, MAKE WAY
consider the coconut
HU-HU
consider its tREES
uh god gives us what wE-
aND NO OnE leAVES

ｔｈｅ ｃｉｒｃｌｅ ｏｆ ｌｉｆｅ

by pigfarts pigfarts yum yum yum April 24, 2019

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being

The longest way to say go commit die

Trump: The longest way to say go commit die is now officially go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being
Robloxians: yeetus

by lightbulb5x March 2, 2019

the light behind your eyes

A really great song by MCR that WILL make you cry if you are already feeling things.

I was listening to 'The Light Behind Your Eyes' by MCR and it was AWESOME!!

by your alter-ego February 19, 2017