When a Ben kisses you on the cheek, steps back, and gently smiles at you with love in his eyes. This makes your heart flutter.
Girl 1: OMG, I hung out with Ben last night. After we left the bowling alley, he gave me a Ben Job.
Girl 2: That's so sweet! I wish I could get a BJ, too :(
Girl 1: Better find yourelf a Ben ;)
Girl 2: That's so sweet! I wish I could get a BJ, too :(
Girl 1: Better find yourelf a Ben ;)
by PhatMaddy October 6, 2020
Get the Ben Job mug.A mole that is commonly on the neck. Many people have moles on their neck's but this one is slightly larger than all the others. Many girls call their exboyfriend's neck moles Bonjobias to simply make fun of and tease there exboyfriends for being a dipshit asswhole for breaking up with them in the first place. Many exboyfriends are atleast slightly offended by this name but that means the exgirlfriend's job is a job well-done. The symptoms of a guy having a Bonjobia is ussually that he smiles to one side REALLY awkwardly and hes missing one of his insizers. Which makes him look like a fucking homeless twat. Plus their is ussually 50 other moles slightly smaller than Bonjobia all over the body. And ofcoarse he has a twitchy eye when he smiles and he likes to say 'fucking' 'sketchy' or 'lets drink!' in every sentance. Also used as a nickname for the shittiest ex/boyfriend in the world. Not to be confused with Bon Jovi the singer/songwriter.
Amanda-Ew look at Andy's Bonjobia! Sooo unattractive.
Haley-That guy must of been hit with an ugly stick...connected to an ugly tree...
Amanda-His smile is so disqusting too! I think hes even missing a tooth!!
Haley-Thats ussually common in dickmunches. I mean you DID date him.
Amanda-*andy walks by* (shouts) DATING BONJOBIA WAS THE WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE!
Andy-idk what a bonjobia is but i sorta feel offended....I'm gonna look it up on urbandictionary!
THE.END.
Haley-That guy must of been hit with an ugly stick...connected to an ugly tree...
Amanda-His smile is so disqusting too! I think hes even missing a tooth!!
Haley-Thats ussually common in dickmunches. I mean you DID date him.
Amanda-*andy walks by* (shouts) DATING BONJOBIA WAS THE WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE!
Andy-idk what a bonjobia is but i sorta feel offended....I'm gonna look it up on urbandictionary!
THE.END.
by Turtlezzz23 October 29, 2011
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A gentleman that has the balls to call himself Benji Boo is clearly an alpha with an average forehead and an above average penis. Definitely don't get on Benji Boo's bad side unless you want your asshole torn to shreds by an angry Brazilian.
"Dude have you seen u/BenjiBoo01?"
"Last I heard he was pulverizing someone who made fun of his forehead."
"Last I heard he was pulverizing someone who made fun of his forehead."
by BANJOBRAZILIAN November 19, 2019
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by glitch1301 August 22, 2020
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Get the benbob mug.Ben-job v. (ben job): The act of putting an erect penis in the nose of a girl and dropping a sack in her mouth like a teabag. Then once you are in position you must cum in the girls nose
by asdfghjkl;l'/.. December 17, 2008
Get the Ben-job mug.Benobo chimpanzee - a species of chimp in Africa which has developed a societal adaptation of resolving individual conflict with promiscuous sex. Rather than fight, they mount. Gender is not important; its a way of venting social stress. A way of establishing social heirarchy, towit: a pricking order. ;-)See wikipedia, Pecking Order.
Instead of fighting over who next gets to groom the alpha male, one benobo female will mount another. Once the conflict is resolved, order is reestablished.
by briefcase119 May 27, 2007
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