beidou

Electric bitch with a sword, and a fancy thing in her hair from Genshin Impact.

"Wow I can't believe that I got Beidou, she's amazing!"

by PLANT_GOD! December 17, 2020

Beidou

Hot pirate mommy

Beidou is so hot!

by anonymous December 6, 2021

Bendu

One of the smartest people you’ll ever meet. A Bendu is extremely smart and hilarious. Bendu is also the plug for snacks and homework. All around Bendu’s are good ass people. :)

Dude 1: Where’d you get the snacks?
Dude 2: Bendu yk she’s the plug

by lowkeyshorty April 21, 2019

Beidou

5'8, eyepatch-wearing baddie. could kill you in an instant, also has one of the richest girlfriends in teyvat. is one of the sexiest genshin women alive. would give anything for her in an instant.

Live, Laugh, Beidou

Random person: "Who's the sexiest person you know??"
Me: "Beidou ;)))"
Random person: "Who's the sexiest woman you know??"
Me: "Still Beidou, would always be Beidou"

by queerfay January 3, 2022

beidou

my wife

"i have to go home, my wife beidou is waiting for me"

by beidouswife June 28, 2021

beidouobsession

an account souly based off of a person simping for Beidou. and who can blame them, pirate mommy.

does anybody else just see an account named beidouobsession on tik tok commenting on beidou related videos?

by pakuhoeda January 11, 2022

staleman bendova

Staleman Bendova is the greatest person to ever exist, haters call him stale, but is an immortal compared to every other person. Perfect in every way shape or form. The mere presence of him makes other "stale".

Ben: Man staleman bendova, you stale as fuck.
Staleman Bendova: stop getting triggered, you are just jealous.

by JuanEliseoCordova November 30, 2016