Bellenditis

The ability to continuously post on twitter with countless spelling mistakes, to the point that your followers do the same.

Dave's got a case of Bellenditis by the looks of his latest tweets

by Rod Hull's Ladder March 23, 2023

bellends

Plural form of bellend
The head of one's penis. So called because it is somewhat shaped like a bell's end.

God, you are all a bunch of bellends!

by EvanC_ August 5, 2008

bellenis

It is a male gunt. The fatty area that some men get between their belly and their penis. It is found under the belt line.

Look at that guy. He hasn't seen his penis in a while because his bellenis sticks out too far.

by The motivator January 11, 2009

belleisha

a pregnant woman with a large round belly.

pregnant woman is walking on street.....
''here comes Belleisha''''

by secr8tve1 February 7, 2010

bellending

Repeatedly posting the same promotional message to many individuals on social networks. This is usually done by mentioning their Twitter username, followed by a plea to check out their project. Heavily discouraged and easily noticeable by scrolling down their previous posts.

"Did you see x bellending on Twitter last night?"

by senordug March 3, 2015

bellendoscope

a device used for measuring the inate bellendedness of a person. (particularly male). see bellend

Doctor, bring me the bellendoscope

by guido January 23, 2004

Bellendium

Bel-lend-eeum Noun.
1. A substence that emits a life draining force akin to the effect Kryptonite has on Superman only this affects normal reasonably intellignt people. It is invisible and odourless but often accompanies chavs, knackers, and skangers.

2. Smegma Polite. Aka Coquefort, Helmetdale.

1.
"I think it was the presence of the chihuahua wearing a Burberry jacket that tipped me off to the likelihood of high levels of Bellendium at that teenage party on Saturday. We managed to escape without having drank any alco-pops, hearing anyone say InitDough?, or seeing kids holding their hands up like they've got arthritis or cramp!"

2. After realising she'd sat through almost two hours of argument about Arsenal and Manchester United between two ugly fat blokes, it suddenly dawned on Charlotte that she'd been subjected to an incredibly strong source of Bellendium in the room.

3.

Marie: "Hey Julie, has your young Brian got an overly ripe wedge of Tallegio in his jeans pocket?
Julie: "No. The Bellendium is strong with this one."

by GabrielDertzer September 30, 2010