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The Belgian Gift

The rumor that Belgians are extremely well endowed. Largely attributed to the intake of steak, mussels, fries, waffles, and of course beer. The average size for a male's penis worldwide is approximately 5.5in whereas the average size of a belgian male is approximately 6.4in.

See also the unfortunate Irish Curse.
Girl 1: "I hear Jacques has the Belgian Gift."
Girl 2: "Yea I know, I hear its over 10in long!"
by Joos V. August 10, 2006
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Hot Belgian Waffles

A substitute for swearing, used on the disney XD television show Gravity Falls to stand in for swearing.
by Danny Do Shit May 30, 2016
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Belgian Vuvuzela

When a girl gives a guy a blumpkin in a porta-potty
Bulfinch shocked the world when August's mom gave him a Belgian Vuvuzela after soccer practice
by Charlie Sheeen October 21, 2011
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belvia

While truly beautiful, she is most beautiful from the inside out. She is quiet in nature, she is fierce in her beliefs and stands tall in her intellect. She is a genuine friend with a calming presence. She shows strength and compassion and she is a natural leader. This graceful and classy beauty turns heads as she enters a room.
Belvia is my truest friend
by Kitkatjinglecat January 23, 2017
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Mr Belding

A bizarre sex act which involves a man, a woman, and a toilet (with a tank, commerical ones won't work).

- The man involved takes a shit whilst "AC Slatering" the toilet.
- The woman involved is "Top Shelfing"/"Upper Decking" the toilet.

While both are performing aforementioned tasks, the male engages in cunnilingus with the woman. Should the roles be reversed and a blowjob is given, the term is referred to as a "Kelly Kapowski"
I just broke my pelvis falling off the shitter doing the Mr Belding.
by Mr_Hands69 March 21, 2011
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Belgian Fries

The way French Fries should be called since fries are a belgian thing rather than being called Freedom fries
French people like to make jokes about Belgian people and they often mention that they make fries. for example they like to make fun of their accent by saying "a fry one time!"
by FrenchLascar187 February 11, 2004
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belgian dip

the art of covering one's nose with foam while drinking a capuccino as demonstrated by Dr. Evil in the Spy Who Shagged Me.
No. 2- Dr. Evil you have foam on your nose. Dr.Evil- That's how we do it in Belgium, it's called a Belgian Dip.
by Super Guatemala Man February 18, 2008
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