bonce balancing

the art of balancing random objects on your head

my friend fell asleep at a party so we got some random household objects and started bonce balancing

by sangus June 6, 2018

Balancing the aspirin

Balancing an aspirin between your legs to keep a women's legs shut.

Person 1: "Wow Cheyenne hasn't been sleeping around lately"
Person 2: "yeah she's been balancing the aspirin"

by KrlAadd2013 May 25, 2016

Volume Balancing

Usually taking place at night time when one's whole family is asleep, it is the art of watching something on TV, and turning the volume up and down so as not to disturb others, while keeping the volume enjoyable for yourself.

Ben: The explosion scene is coming up! Let me turn down the volume so I don't wake up my mom...

Max: Dude, nice volume balancing!

by MKU May 2, 2012

Belanging

To break something.

Can be used in the past tense or present tense.

David BELANGED the movie in class today.

Stop BELANGING my heart.

Jon will BELANG the salad tongs.

by 1234lold December 12, 2017

Balancing on a cloud

Expression that represents a state of ease and efficiency when dealing with work tasks. It describes someone who can effortlessly handle multiple responsibilities, smoothly navigate different projects, and meet deadlines without feeling overwhelmed. It refers to individuals who execute their duties flawlessly, stay focused, and remain calm in the face of challenging workloads. This expression symbolises the perfect combination of being efficient, composed, and successful in the professional world.

Heather was amazed as Conan was balancing on a cloud, effortlessly handling his own homework and helping with her assignments.

by _mynoduesp June 20, 2023

Load Balancing

Load balancing is a pornographic method for distributing loads across multiple sexual partners.

Frank: OH man, it was a close call last night. I had to enable Load Balancing to satisfy three ladies at once.

Bob: Nice!

by FluffyPookins August 7, 2014

Drug Balancing

The act of utilizing various drugs from uppers to downers to balance out how you feel.

Mickey snorted some coke before he went out to gamble. After awhile he felt jittery and needed to do some drug balancing, so he took some Xanax to equalize his feelings.

by Defectedambassadors February 19, 2017