Berserklejerk

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by Kekekeeke March 2, 2018

Beserial

A word that combines the best of both betarded and super serial.

"Are you beserial?" my friend asked me as I knocked over his backpack to make a footrest.

by Gamer_2k4 May 14, 2009

Berserker

Although similar groups have been found around the world, berserker generally refers to the small class of Nordic peoples who could be found preforming inhuman feats on the battlefield. When in combat a berserker would fight nude and/or completely unarmored, sometimes taking the skins of bears, wolves or other beasts to heighten his appearance. Uncontrollable rage is the signature of the berserker. To enter this rage many would have pre-battle ceremonies in which they would consume alcohol, and work themselves up into a violent, bloodlusting mood through dance and similar actions, and then often take psychoactive drugs to make them, in combination with the mighty rage, immune to pain and personal hurt. As a result, these fierce warriors would not back down when injured or against overwhelming odds, and be completely numb to pain and the killing that they were doing. This is a lethal combination, and makes the berserker a plausible candidate for creating the werewolf myth, let alone a terrifying addition to the ancient battlefields of Europe and Scandinavia.

It is known that these specific warriors known as berserkers were often intense followers of the god Odin and other members of the Aesir, and would engage in religious ceremonies invoking these forces to imbue them into an insane, unmatched frenzy before battle.

With a mighty swing of his rough axe, the blood-covered skyclad Berserker pounded through the lines and formations of living flesh and blood, screaming as a dozen men fell to his blade, unwavering in his savage assault when blades and arrows pierced his own skin.

by H.F.Raven March 10, 2007

Dump Berserker

A dump so fiery and ass engulfing that your sphincter literally lights on fire. The person enraged by the passion of unsavory anal singeing then takes any object close to him and runs through the neighborhood wielding it, killing or maiming anyone in his/her path. The objects usually range from domestic cats to live people.

The snowball fight was ruined by Archie's dad going Dump Berserker and hitting all of us with a grandfather clock as he ran through us in a blind rage.

Mommy, I want to be a Dump Berserker for Halloween, you better make the dirtiest tacos that night.

by theanaljoust December 19, 2006

Beibercut

Put simply - Justin Beiber's signature haircut.

Little Kid: Hi, can I get the Beibercut please?
Hair Stylist: Oh no!

by izcool March 8, 2011

Beiber dam

1. a mob of brain dead teenagers lining up to see a Justin Beiber concert.

2. what most people say when Beiber's music comes on a nearby radio.

Beiber, dam... turn that crap off! Jesus!, look at that Beiber Dam over there at the fairgrounds.

by Fotofly November 30, 2010

Baiser

Vulgar french word meaning to fuck (as in sexual intercourse).
Can also mean to kiss, in which case it is usually used as a noun (ex: faire un baiser à quelqu'un).

Je vais baiser ta mère la pute! (I'm going to fuck your whore of a mother).

Baise-moi, saloppe! (Fuck with me, bitch)

Le soldat fît un dernier baiser à sa femme avant d'aller se faire exploser la geule à la guerre. (The soldier gave a last kiss to his wife before going to get his head blown off at war

by AMANZ (Anti maori association of New Zealand) May 4, 2008