Beiber

30 seconds of mind numbing intercourse, over almost before it began. Sex over so quickly even Al Bundy would mock it.

I heard they are renaming the express lane at Walmart to the Beiber lane!

by WTFdidthatjusthappen November 2, 2011

Beiber

A good looking male who is or could possibly be underage/illegal. Inspired by singer/songwriter Justin Beiber.

"Man that guy is hot!"

"Wait, I think he's a Beiber."

"Oh damn, nevermind.."

by agatorsh37 March 24, 2010

Beiber

The wrong spelling of the last name of Justin Bieber. Usually used by people who do not like him, and don't care / purposely spell his name wrong.

God I hate that Justin Beiber kid." "Me too, bro.

by coolstorybro7412 March 1, 2011

a beiber

A beiber is a very small penis. Usually under 4 inches.

John was embarrased when everyone found out he had a beiber.

by gummydubbs March 13, 2011

Beiberized

When a twenty-something female gets checked out by a young male between the ages of 13-16, who looks like Justin Beiber.

Person 1: Omgosh - did you see that kid? He just checke me out!
Person 2: Girl, you've just been beiberized!

by Chica Bomb May 5, 2010

beiber

The act of vomitting violently.

I did nothing but beiber all Saturday night.

by Spunk'dRansoming October 30, 2010

beiberitis

A horrible, mind crippling, disease that is passed by horrible radio stations and delusional fans of disgusting music.

Nate: why are you bleeding out of your ears?

John: I seemed to have contracted beiberitis

by carrion420 November 4, 2013