Beiber

30 seconds of mind numbing intercourse, over almost before it began. Sex over so quickly even Al Bundy would mock it.
I heard they are renaming the express lane at Walmart to the Beiber lane!
by WTFdidthatjusthappen November 02, 2011
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Beiber

A good looking male who is or could possibly be underage/illegal. Inspired by singer/songwriter Justin Beiber.
"Man that guy is hot!"

"Wait, I think he's a Beiber."

"Oh damn, nevermind.."
by agatorsh37 March 25, 2010
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Beiber

The wrong spelling of the last name of Justin Bieber. Usually used by people who do not like him, and don't care / purposely spell his name wrong.
God I hate that Justin Beiber kid." "Me too, bro.
by coolstorybro7412 February 13, 2011
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a beiber

A beiber is a very small penis. Usually under 4 inches.
John was embarrased when everyone found out he had a beiber.
by gummydubbs February 27, 2011
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Beiberized

When a twenty-something female gets checked out by a young male between the ages of 13-16, who looks like Justin Beiber.
Person 1: Omgosh - did you see that kid? He just checke me out!
Person 2: Girl, you've just been beiberized!
by Chica Bomb May 05, 2010
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beiber

The act of vomitting violently.
I did nothing but beiber all Saturday night.
by Spunk'dRansoming October 29, 2010
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beiberitis

A horrible, mind crippling, disease that is passed by horrible radio stations and delusional fans of disgusting music.
Nate: why are you bleeding out of your ears?

John: I seemed to have contracted beiberitis
by carrion420 November 01, 2013
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