befungled

To be sodomized in sleep by leprechauns

"Man I could almost swear I was befungled last night."
"I woke up to the smiling faces of leprechauns who must have befungled me last night."
"I snuck into my sisters room and watched her get befungled."

by Jacob Ahlfield May 1, 2006

befungled

confused or bewildered

I am befungled all the time by G Dubya.

by catdancing May 27, 2007

befuckled

like bewildered, with mindfkng.

Why are so many people befuckled by my way of thinking?

by galaxysprfx November 28, 2012

befuckled

Astonished or confused beyond all recognition, not to be confused with FUBAR, as 'befuckled' does not require alcohol or drugs. However, drugs & alcohol may enhance the effect of being 'befuckled'.

I am completely befuckled by how stupid he can get dressed in the morning.

by dasmaus June 4, 2019

Befucklement

Getting fucked so hard by changes to "the plan" that a person cannot fully comprehend the changes or a way out of the mess. When a person has not fully anticipated all variables, and a change is thrust upon them and it renders them confused and paralyzed by inaction.

Jimmy fell in love with his plan. So much so, that when I told him that we were going a completely different direction, he could only look at me in befucklement.

by rumproaster August 9, 2010

Befuckled

The overall emotional state of trying to understand a woman

Jason was befuckled at Christine's behavior.

by Dumbfuckled January 27, 2012

Bofunkley

A word used to describe an unusual site or something so big no other word could be justified in using.

She came down stairs and I just stared at her big bofunkley head.

by Jerry Shaffer June 15, 2004