Befuckled

Intoxicated beyond infinity.

“Chadler was so befuckled beyond infinite reason, not even a god could comprehend Chadler’s thoughts and actions.”

by ZzzzzQWERTY December 24, 2021

Befuckled

Intoxicated beyond infinity.

“Chadler was so befuckled beyond reason, not even a god could comprehend Chadler’s thoughts and actions.”

by ZzzzzQWERTY December 24, 2021

befumbled

When someone is really really confused about something.

In "The Bachelor," Hannah B. says I'm like befumbled.

by mary robertson April 12, 2019

buckled halfer

faulty human being.incapable of carrying out tasks,both physical and mental,expected of average conventional person.
not applicable to those suffering from diagnosed medical conditions.
can be either a temporary or permanent state of being.
term of abuse used to indicate the ridiculous behaviour of an individual.

only a buckled halfer would tweet pictures of their own genitals.

what kind of buckled halfer are you?

by Nesty. January 4, 2012

Befuckery

The state of being by which one is completely fucked over by everything that could possibly go wrong in any situation or series of consecutive situations. Extremely unlucky.

This emergency room visit has been a real befuckery!

by Happenstance February 25, 2010

befucked

When you know you will be fucked up in a situation before it even happens.

Ted: "Dude, my car's starting to feel wobbly... What if it breaks down?"
Carlos: "Nice, man. You're befucked."

by catsofamerica!!!!lalala May 23, 2011

befuddled

Utterly confused and disordered

This web site is befuddleing

by I'm not tellin August 24, 2003