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bewiddled

To have urinated upon oneself
"I see thou hast bewiddled thyself"
by TheSlaom November 6, 2022
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Facebook Befuddlement

The act of changing your profile picture to confuse your friends.

This picture must:
1. Never have your face featured
2. Leave your friends so confused, that they think of a) Killing themselves; or b) Quiting Facebook

If you notice a sudden loss of friends, and/or an increase in suicide parties in your area, your mission is accomplished.
John: "I feel like creating Facebook Befuddlement today."

Greg: "Please don't, John, I've lost half of my family due to these befuddlements!"

John: tl;dl

John: *ATTENTION: CHANGE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE TO A CARTOON CHARACTER.... and, uh... Stop child abuse... and yeah.*
by Dan, The Epic December 7, 2010
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comic befuddle

When one person tells a joke to a crowd, while at the same time another person tells a joke to the same crowd. The crowd laughs at the second joke and the first joker laughs along happily thinking people were laughing at his joke.
When johnny was the only one laughing at his joke he was comic befuddled.
by Jonathan MS February 24, 2008
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i'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot

befuddle=confused, etc.
wiffle=vagine
scrot=scrotum(ballsack)

I'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot=I'm confused by your vaginal ballsack
There is none, really:p
by Josh January 22, 2005
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Befiddled

Man I am so befiddled by this person
by Cytoksis November 5, 2018
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Befiddled

Man im so befiddled by this quiz
by Cytoksis November 5, 2018
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Befuddlement

The general idea of being confused, and just as the word sounds like, fuddled. The kindof feeling you get when your mind is foggy. Like when it’s daylight savings. Or Chris Pratt at any given moment.
*first morning of finals week*
Person who got three hours of sleep: *walks into class*
Everyone else: *are screaming, crying, dancing around in a daze*
Person who got three hours of sleep: “what’s going on in here?” *is clearly in a daze* “I don’t understand!”
Person who also got three hours of sleep: “oh don’t have so much befuddlement, it’s finals week”
by ConfuseASponge February 25, 2018
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