Beezer

Something that is large or fat, a person or a object, a fat cunt.

check out the size of this doobie man its a fucking big fat beezer man.

by rolando4cents November 22, 2010

Beezer

A double cheeseburger at McDonald's. Priced at only 1 bill.

"everyone deserves a hot juicy beezer."
"I checked my Christmas stocking and it was stuffed with hot beezers."
"When I get a massage I don't use hot rocks, I use hot beezies."

by Slickorice January 11, 2008

Beezered

An extreme level of intoxication often followed the next day by stories of shameful actions and a massive hangover.

Dude, I don't know how you didn't get thrown in the slammer. You were so beezered!

by devonious January 21, 2012

beezer

northern irish slang usually used by spides or steeks, when describing something is cool, amazing or cracker.

"aye mate dat corsa`s a fuckin beezer"

by nigel lai February 17, 2005

beezer

(West Coast Scotland)

To mean something is or was amazing/quality/cracker

" here mate that was a fucking beezer "

" that guys bird has got a beezer of an arse on her "

by BobC_Brae December 12, 2009

beezer

another word for a bong

pass the beezer
ripping beezers
pack the beezer

by simba12341 February 6, 2010

beezer

Nose, the one in the middle of your face, you know.

"Damn, she's got a big beezer!"

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004