Beer Goggles

Imaginary optical aids through which ugly women begin to appear attractive after you have drunk too much beer.

"What? You fancy that!?! You must be wearing beer goggles".

by garthy July 8, 2006

beer goggles

An alcohol induced condition of the eyes in which members of the opposite gender appear very attractive.

The guy has beer goggles again. He is staring at that ugly looking girl's tits.

by Light Joker January 29, 2005

beer goggles

It's when you get so drunk that everything starts to look good.

See coyote ugly

You slept with that chick? Damn, you must have been wearing your beer goggles that night.

by Creamy Beaver July 6, 2004

Beer Goggles Prank

When an attractive woman seduces an intoxicated male and sleeps with him. Early the next morning the woman will have her very unattractive friend take her place in bed, and wait until the man wakes up. He will then look over at who he thought was a smokin hotty and then start freaking out

Jen: "Hey, Kate, how was your Friday night?"

Kate: "Pretty good, I hooked up with some guy, then the next morning Denise took my place and gave him quite a scare."

Jen: "ahh the old Beer Goggles Prank, eh?"

by ZCDMJPIC June 18, 2010

beer goggles

the effect that alcohol(particularly large volumes of beer) has in rendering a person who would one would ordinarily regard as unattractive as sexually alluring.

Even with the beer goggles on, she was still remarkably plain.

by ponsford July 24, 2006

Beer Goggles Bitch

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A "beer goggles bitch" is an ugly woman you pick up at the bar at 2:30 AM when you are totally plastered. When you wake up, you can't believe what your eyes are showing you that you dragged home!

by Mike Bozdog June 20, 2006

Reverse beer goggles

A condition where the drinker thinks they are better looking instead of the people they are viewing.

This ugly chick kept hitting on me like she was all that, she totally had reverse beer goggles on.

by Whysohigh November 15, 2011