beerlingual

being able to speak a second language fluently but only speaking it when you're drunk

yo did u know mike can speak spanish? yea, only when he's plastered though, he's beerlingual

by big c-dog June 13, 2006

Human beering

Term denoting the inseparable bond between humans and beer, well suited to explain to non-drinkers the biological reason for beer craving.

"Awww dude, my liver's gotta hate me, I've been beering it up aaaaall last week..."

"Hey, don't sweat it man, we're all just human beerings"

"True. Thanks man."

(sound of can opening)

by Larsssson May 23, 2009

beering aids

Like beer goggles for your ears, beering aids make even the most annoying/horrible song, singer, person, (fill in the blank) sound better than while you are sober.

Karaoke was worse tonight without my beering aids. She didn't sound like Mariah Carey at all!

by bellizima December 28, 2011

beerking

bar crawling while riding bicycles between bars

Joe and his friend went beerking last Saturday- they drank over four pints and rode 20 miles before calling it a day.

by SL3333 September 17, 2013

crater-beering

When you suck beer out of someone's belly button.

Ew, Kevin is crater-beering Sophia.

by FIREITUPBOYS April 19, 2018

beerlingual

-bi(ə)r li ng gwəl-

adjective
speaking a foreign language only well enough to get a drink.

noun
A person only fluent enough in a language to order a drink.

Though Jack is illiterate, he is beerlingual enough to get a beer in any country he visits.

by Osiris Black August 12, 2009

Beering

the act of replacing an ice pack with a cold beer can.

Oh he is beering his sore hipflexer

by *Cookie-Monster* February 9, 2010