beer shits 

when one needs to deficate (shit) while drinking alcohol. most commonly occuring towards the beginning or end of drinking.

i'll be right back i have the beer shits

beer shits by Luchidizzle September 25, 2004

Beer Shits 

when yur fucking a girl in the ass so hard that she shits herself when shes all waaaasted

"what's up you little filthy whore?... wanna get fucked in the butt?"

"yeahhh gimme doze beer shits der pal"

Beer Shits by PSYOUUUUUU February 20, 2009

Delayed beer shits 

After some heavy drinking on a saturday night, you wake up on sunday to realise that you dont have the beer shits and smugly think youve beaten them this time but as monday morning arrives, you feel the unmistakeable gurgle in your gut and need to find the nearest toilet. this can make you late for work and/or spend half your day in work and end up getting some dirty looks off your collegues as you make several trips to the toilet in a considerably short period of time.

oh god, need to find a toilet quick. Delayed beer shits from saturday! See beer shits

Delayed beer shits by Big Dogs Cock November 20, 2012

Taco-beer shits 

A night of drinking + Taco Bell + the next afternoon = Taco-beer shits

dude I had the worst taco-beer shits today

Taco-beer shits by William Hardmaster December 26, 2008

beershits 

A case of diarrhea, possibly accompanied by foul, sulfuric smelling farts, often coming the day after consuming mass quantities of alcoholic beverages such as beer.

"Man, after that party last night, I've been in and out of the can all day!"

"Dude, You got beershits."

beershits by NayJosh March 29, 2008

Beershit 

The massive shit one takes the morning after consuming a large amount of beer.

"Oh man, I took a massive beershit today, it was an epic session last night!"

Beershit by Seamus O' Shaughnessy July 6, 2008

beershitilitis 

the act of shitting after mass consumption of beer. it has the consistency of a pudding like substance that excretes from the butthole. colors may vary from a light burnt orange to a dark, tar like color.

T.T had a bad case of BEERSHITILITIS following a heavy nite of drinking 'stones.

beershitilitis by clayton, tom, erik September 18, 2006