Beely

An offensive word to call a person with a rather large stomach (belly) who has a laugh rather like that of Father Christmas/Santa.

Hey - that guy is such a beely. He couldn't fit down your chimmney - or anyones for that matter.

by MLS2991 July 7, 2009

Beeslyed

When one fails academically, as in failing an exam or class. Derived from Pam Beesly of The Office (U.S.) who failed out of art school.

Oh man, I totally Beeslyed my history exam and now I'm gonna fail the class.

by Cathy Simms Halpert August 17, 2020

Pam Beesly Syndrome

Guys are said to have Pam Beesly Syndrome when they exist in a limited dating pool with one moderately attractive female on which all male attention has become fixated over time. Said fixation elivates the female's attractiveness exponentially over time, making her appear hotter and more desirable then she would in an open dating pool.

You wouldn't be concidering her at all if you didn't have Pam Beesly Syndrome.

by IAmProbablyPooping February 2, 2017

Beenylust

A state of mind comprising resolute frustration where you are being lectured on a slab of depressingly tiresome subject information by a rather hot and pert-breasted female. Hence you are not able to concentrate on the tiresome material presented and you just long for a small glimpse of pert, perky and unfettered cleavage.

Example - Watching some crappy property developing programme which is presented by a fit and tasty 35 year old doris with baps like space hoppers and nipples like chapel hat pegs. We have all been there. "Oh my good lord, not another greedy clueless geek trying to be a high and mighty property developer, I just want to see some proper heaving ladymeat - this is another case of Beenylust"

by Paulus the wood wood gnome, the wood wood gnome etc. January 23, 2008

beefly

To be used with something awesome or excellent. Not created by Erik Del.

OMG, the new Guns 'N Roses album KICKS IT!

by TsukasaZero February 22, 2005

beely

Means believe. When you hear the word in conversation in sounds like that.

Mary: So I am going to France next year!

Charles: Shut up! I dont beely you!! Are you for real?

by bonchk October 22, 2010

beely

A hockey word used to describe the biggest pussy on the ice. A beely usually wears big shoulder pads, a jizz shield mask on his helmet, his laces are usually florescent, dosnt tuck his jersey, making it look like a dress, you can tell he spent about 30 minutes on his tape job when you see him on the ice, he listens to Katy Perry and all that shit before you go on the ice, he turtles when hes about to get hit, he goes into the shower with his undies on, on the tournaments he dosnt want to late night party with the lads, so instead he spends his time in his room with his mom watching tv trying to fall asleep early, even when you dont have a game tomorrow. Overall hes the pussy on the team.

(Talking about a team-mate)
"Hey man dont you think Bobby is a pussy?"
"Yeah hes a fuckin beely!"

(Talking about a guy on the other team)
"Wow that number 7 sure is a pussy."
"Yeah hes such a beely."

(Other example)
"No boys, coach will get mad!"
"Oh comon Frank dont be such a beely!"

by Gongshow11 October 1, 2011