Beef Curtains

A woman's long, dangling labia minora that hangs far beyond the outer vaginal lips. May cause camel toes or moose knuckes.
Wilma's beef curtains were so long that she could tie them in a knot.
by r0d October 19, 2005
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Beef Curtains

Noun: (Slang/offensive)

A vagina.
1- "I had dinner with sally last night!"

2- "What did you have?"

1- "I ate her Beef Curtains!"
by alf182 December 23, 2008
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With her legs spread, Tori could stretch her beef curtains out 4" inches.
by Raj` August 20, 2008
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Beef Curtains

Jason Donavan once sang

"I close my eyes.... drew back beef curtains.. aah-aah-aah"
by ShavenLunatic October 29, 2003
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by N. Culv September 09, 2003
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Please dont remind me of my girlfriends nasty ass beef curtains...
by TheManTheyCall October 09, 2009
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When a female inserts a meat hose from Taco Bell into her vagina and sprays ground beef up there.
I wanted to smash but it smelled like she had some beef curtains.
by Jerris May 28, 2019
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