bedwetter

someone who accidently pees their pants at night

I am a bedwetter. i pee my underwear every night

by NightlyBedwetter April 26, 2004

bedwetters

softcocks

Every time someone talks about raising speed limits, the bedwetters come out of the woodwork crying and wringing their hands about the carnage that will happen, but It never does.

by Shikoku Honshu June 8, 2015

bedwetter

A person who should wear a diaper before falling asleep.

That bedwetter would stop wetting the bed if he started wearing diapers before falling asleep.

by HierophantNexus January 22, 2007

guilt-ridden-whiney-assed-bedwetter

Politically Liberal, a guilt-ridden-whiney-assed-bedwetter is often beyond liberal and nearly to the point of irrationality.

Typically the guilt-ridden-whiney-assed-bedwetter believes that a free ride can be provided to everyone, regardless of their motivation to work, create, innovate or to even wipe their own ass without help from the government.

Usually these guilt-ridden-whiney-assed-bedwetters love to "Help the poor" but always using resources obtained from others. Statistically proven to give less of their own income to charity than the average conservative

Often white, often college educated and usually feels a misplaced sense of guilt at their own existence. Normally dislikes the United States or any other place/people associated with freedom of thought, free markets or that horrid capitalistic system established in the Western World.

Ted Kennedy is certainly a guilt-ridden-whiney-assed-bedwetter
Another for sure guilt-ridden-whiney-assed-bedwetter is Al Gore the former Vice Presidential candidate for the political party full of guilt-ridden-whiney-assed-bedwetters
Leonardo DiCaprio is a guilt-ridden-whiney-assed-bedwetter
Hillary Clinton (See also - opportunist or parasite )
Barbara Striesand
Michael Moore (see also - obese or liar
Jimmy Carter (see also - clinically insane or moron

by Lloyd Barnhill June 10, 2007

bedwetter

A liberal, or a socialist. In the US most likely a member of the Democrat Party.

The bedwetters are out protesting for social justice again.

by England phi beta gamma May 22, 2008

bedwetter

Someone who leaves a party early; one who refuses to stay out past an arbitrarily defined "bed-time" when they have obligations in the morning.

Don't be such a bedwetter!

by heavyevy666 March 21, 2011

Bedwetter

A phenomenon common in children in which someone who is asleep urinates. Sometimes, people older than children have medical conditions that cause them to do this.

At night, as the child was sleeping, she wet the bed. When she was awake, she was taunted for it and called, "bedwetter."

by Philosophical_Dumbledore March 17, 2016