Bed Bath and Beyond 

When a man is in the hospital and the nurse jerks him off after giving him his sponge bath.

Guy 1: "So I heard you were in the hospital. How was that?"
Guy 2: "It was horrible until my nurse came in to bathe me and she gave me a "bed bath and beyond". It was awesome!

Bed Bath and Beyond by xCLAMM JAMMERx January 10, 2012

bed bath and beyond 

Having sex then getting a bath then what ever you want.

Me and the Misses had a Bed Bath and Beyond last night.

bed bath and beyond by Smigs February 6, 2007

Bed, Bath, and Beyond 

A sexual act consisting of one partner defecating into a pillow case. The case is then tied closed and used, pillow fight style, to beat the other partner.

Hey, did you hit that shit last night?
Ya, man, and when we finished, I gave her the old Bed, Bath, and Beyond.

Bed, Bath, and Beyond by YBR H3 January 21, 2011

Bed, Bath, and Beyond 

Where you go to bed, take a bath, then dream about why you're bathing while you're asleep.

"He drowned in his sleep."
"How?"
"He went to bed, bath, and beyond."

Bed, Bath, and Beyond by Victor Gray March 17, 2010

Bed Bath and Beyonce 

Slang for home goods store Bed Bath and Beyond or for R&B pop diva Beyonce Knowles.

coined by Johnny Tacoma

" I need to go to Bed Bath and Beyonce and get a toilet seat."

"That sistah is shaking her booty like she think she be Bed Bath and Beyonce."

Bed Bath and Beyonce by Poonstankqua January 10, 2009