a small hick town with small-minded, mean people. there is never anything to do because it literally has two gas stations, three dollar stores for all the cheap people that live there, and one family owned diner. the little tiny lake there is polluted with human feces and all the kids that go to Beaverton High School wear the same boring, name-brand shit. the guys there are complete dicks while the girls tend to be complete whores.
by callmename September 1, 2012
A small town in the state of Michigan. It was named by Cananadins, which is what some people call Canadians. It has a lake and a Subway. Unlike another hater comment, We do not dump our fecies in the lake.
Welcome to Beaverton, Michigan!
by Jboby January 7, 2013
Beaverton is a small town in Mid -Michiagn with around 1000 people. It has a lake named after the men who started the town as well as a few gas stations and restaurants. The people know each other very well and are mostly friendly, although they like to keep to themselves. They are not "small minded" as someone else said, but are proud and have traditional values such as respect and decency, and can be a little harsh on those who don't fit that bill. The most well known family in Beaverton are the longstreths
by 0736 May 7, 2015
A plaid wooly work site jacket usually worn by owners of a 1984 Camaro. Mud Bogs and Moonshine are considered perfect accompaniments for weddings
Dude, did Mark's Work Wearhouse have a sale, cause that sure is a Cool Beaverton Tuxedo you are rocking out in? Want another shot of barrelwash?
by jakestewarfxt August 15, 2012
Basically the best high school ever. Everybody in the metro league dreams of being a Beaverton Beaver and we welcome all transfers...except jesbos.
Aloha Asshole: im thinking about transferring to Beaverton High School.
Sunset Slut: no way me too!
Beaverton Beaver: Do it, the first row of our student section has more spirit than your entire school, you will be happy here.
Sunset Slut: no way me too!
Beaverton Beaver: Do it, the first row of our student section has more spirit than your entire school, you will be happy here.
by BeavertonBeaver69 December 9, 2010
Straight up one of the best high schools in Beaverton. We may not be the richest or have the best building but the people are amazing and our spirit is off the charts. If you're thinking about transferring here do it you wont regret it.
Southridge dude: I've noticed a lot of the guys around here are rich pricks, I've got a lot of friends at Beaverton high school though, I might just transfer there.
Beaverton bro: Do it man you'll like it here unless you're a rich prick then we don't want you.
Beaverton bro: Do it man you'll like it here unless you're a rich prick then we don't want you.
by bigcat22 July 2, 2011
Aloha HS: Aloha Assholes.
Westview HS: The bomb! :)
Sunset HS: Sunset Sluts.
Beaverton HS: Beaverton Bitches.
Meadowpark MS: Ghetto Meadow.
Stoller MS: Stroller.
Highland Park MS: Highland Hoes.
Cedar Park MS: "What's that?"
Westview HS: The bomb! :)
Sunset HS: Sunset Sluts.
Beaverton HS: Beaverton Bitches.
Meadowpark MS: Ghetto Meadow.
Stoller MS: Stroller.
Highland Park MS: Highland Hoes.
Cedar Park MS: "What's that?"
All Beaverton School District high schools, even Aloha, are wayyyyy better than the Jesbos from Jesuit. :)
by INeedAMEDIC July 3, 2011