The first two defintion fail to note that "beavage" is a combination of "beaver" and "cleavage," and is thus a synonym for camel toe.
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Stephen Colbert is bearanoid. Timothy Treadwell was not.
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Often used by sororities as a form of ritual and empowerment.
Often used by sororities as a form of ritual and empowerment.
"Dude, are you coming to our mixer with TPA?"
"Nah bro, I'm still pulling the hair out of my teeth from the last time I got beaved"
"Is it considered cheating if my girlfriend is beaving other dudes?"
"Nah bro, I'm still pulling the hair out of my teeth from the last time I got beaved"
"Is it considered cheating if my girlfriend is beaving other dudes?"
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by RoboTurtle October 18, 2011
Get the Bavand mug.Bearanoia is a disturbed thought process characterized by excessive anxiety or fear of bears, often to the point of irrationality and delusion. Bearanoid thinking typically includes persecutory beliefs concerning a perceived threat of bears. In the original Greek, (bearnoia) simply means, really fuckin' scared of bears (beara = bears; nous = really fuckin' scared of) and, historically, this characterization was used to describe any delusional state concerning bears.
Stephen Colbert suffers from bearanoia. Timothy Treadwell did not.
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