beating the meat

What males should probably never do without lotion.

I walked in on the fool beating the meat dry. Damn, I hope he ain't start no fire....

by None Of Ya Damn Bid-ness April 19, 2008

Beat the meat

The act of racing against official police cars on a drag strip legally. As defined by Jeremy Clarkson on Top Gear.

that was a police mustang. They have modded it and then said to kids, "Can you beat us?". They actually call it "Beat the meat"

by Petr0l_H3ad July 25, 2023

Beat the meat

Someone playing with a guy's dick

It feels really good when I beat the meat.

by I am the GOAT!!!!! June 22, 2017

Beat the Meat

After a man has had oral sex and shot his load, he then beats his cock on the woman's face to make sure all the cum has been unloaded.

He shot his load then proceded to beat the meat until every last drop was on her face.

by October 02, 2004

Beat the meat

Sledgehammering and abusing horses or chickens. Damn those chickens.

Tom beat the meat as hard as he could.

by dumbassidiot May 10, 2018

beat the meat

what u do in front of people while being drunk as fuck!

How much have u had to drink?
sut hte fuk up dood im beetin my fukin meet%$23?>

by cody September 03, 2004

Beat Your Meat

Vulgar term used for men when they masturbate aka BEAT YOUR MEAT. The male penis has plenty of nicknames and meat is one commonly used to describe the penis and testicles. When men beat their meat, they take their erect penis and jerk it in a up and down motion, this tends to make blap noises and make our nutsacks swing as well, churning up our semen before we shoot ropes out of our dick hole.

Male: Dude look at this hot coochie whore taking cock inside her snatch and asshole.
Male # 2: Fuck yes man! You should BEAT YOUR MEAT to that cunt whore!

by HornyPornoAddict June 08, 2023