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A universal word that requires absolutely no actual thought what so ever. Also, may be used as another word for hello/goodbye and when describing someone/something that is fantastic, horrible or just plain weird.
"Beastie."
"What up beastie?"
"Dude, It's a beastilicious day!"
"Ugh, that game was beastie."
"Your such a beastie."
Beastie by JBO11 December 12, 2008
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A beastie is an amazing person, this person exceeds best friend level. If you meet a beastie you will see that this person is mean and nice and has a very pretty voice. You never want to lose this person. You can always be yourself and more around this person. Any person who doesn't have a beastie wishes they could because they are so fun to be around.
"you're such a beastie."
Beastie by Victoria #1 Beastie January 28, 2023
noun- A somewhat familiar name for things like goblins, ghosts, ghouls, or what have you.

In "Lord of the Flies," the name represented both a tangible and mental thing or fear. Can be used to describe scary people, parents, people you don't like, or a certain band.

Also has a much nicer ring to it than "beast." Beauty and the Beastie just sounds... friendlier.
Jobob- "Jimmee! That dern beastie right nearly et my fingars off!"

Jimmee- "Leyt's get outta heyr then!"
beastie by Hans le Noir February 3, 2006
In Cannibas/weed slang this term is used for "big bulbs". Normally this kind of cannibas is grown in Canada or British Coloumbia.
I just smoked some beasties the other day.
Beastie by XcLuSiV September 15, 2010
A way of saying something is of a large quantity or size, or maybe has a large animal characteristic. In many cases can also replace the word fat.
That sandwich was beastie!
That chick was beastie!
beastie by Caroline March 22, 2005
The act of performing a simulated orgasim on a cat in heat using a q-tip.
I had to give my cat a beastie because she wouldnt stop howling all night.
You know you love your cat, when you are willing to give your cat a beastie.
A person who sucks every thing during sexual intercourse.
Tre told Taj that Kaci was a beastie last night
Sasha said not surprising
Beastie by BBC owner April 11, 2017