Beantown Belly Bongos

Conceived in Boston, a Beantown Belly Bongo consists of a man using his penis as a drumstick to lightly and rhythmically drum the stomach of a woman as he comes onto it. Upon coming, the man will continue to drum his bongos noting the subtle splashing sound his bongos will now make, adding a whole new dimension to his symphony. The girl may never be told what is happening while she is being used as a Beantown Belly Bongo.

Tonight's gonna be a good night; Beers, Bitches, Beantown Belly Bongos.

by t7j939 April 30, 2010

Beartender

A man with a stocky or heavyset build who is also a bartender. Can be hairy or hairless and can be of any age.

"The beartender at Zuppa totally has a crush on you! He comp’d half of your drinks."

by ItWasntMe January 2, 2008

Bearstantial

adjective that describes the proper amount, size, portion for a bear.

Oh no, a bistro won't do. I'm hungry. PLOISE I need something more bearstantial!

by AussieGingerBear July 31, 2016

Beartrapping

When person A slaps person B's huge ass, but person B grabs person A's hand and arm with their ass cheeks.

I went to slap his ass, but then he ended up beartrapping me! That bastard!

by Simphd June 23, 2020

Bonduel Beartrap

When you take home two typical Bonduel heavies from Club 117 and engage in some heavy lifting. The next morning you wake up in your trailer with the two behemoths on either side, trapping you in their girth, thus creating the bear trap. You would chew off any body part to get out of there. The chicken grease makes it extra difficult to leave.

Billy Bob: "You sure were drunk last night Josh"

Josh: "I know. I ended up in a Bonduel Beartrap with Peggy and Roberta"

Billy Bob: "So that's what happened to your arm."

by Harvey Hilltopper April 2, 2009

Beartopia

As predicted by the sage Urstradamus, the ursine society that will be brought about after the bearpocalypse. It will be the first major bear society of its size to flourish above ground since bears gave stewardship of the Earth's surface to humans some tens of thousands of years ago.

After bears wipe the face of the earth clean of humans, they will build a massive beartopia on the ruins of man's society. All will be glorious.

by HobieKopek July 11, 2007

beartard

element of bear

element of retard

noun


1 generic name for foolish or disturbed forum poster suffering from delusions of granduer and bouts of paranoid fantasy

2 common zooological name for swamp dwelling troll

3 narcissistic forum creature more concerned with preservation of own self esteem than facts

4 common name for user who has been multi banned for being a self destructing moron

Bob always has to be king of the forums. He's such a beartard.

by micks_folly March 25, 2009