blargasm

A meaningless word that is commonly used when there is nothing else (or better) to say, and a comic response is desired.

Me: **mental thought: I'M BOOOOORED**
Me: Blargasm
You: WTF?! Ur such a retard :P
Me: w00t! conversation!

by Fogoh September 14, 2008

bargasm

A bargasm is a word to describe finding an item that is so much so a bargain it all but brings you to orgasm.

'Oh my god, i't a right bargasm, i could wee!'

My own quote said upon finding a fab designer dress with 50% off.

by Worksop Bird Ellie August 4, 2007

beergasm

When the foam, or "head", of a beer shoots at you upon opening it.

My beer just had a beergasm.

by G. Sherman August 10, 2003

bargasm

The word bargasm was invented by online RC shop rchobby-avenues.co.uk to define a multitude of great bargains customers can greatly enjoy on many products. 'Bargasm' is composed of the words bargain (low in price) and orgasm (very satisfying).
When a shop offers many great deals/offers/discounts to its customers, the customer enjoys multiple bargasms.

Grab yourself multiple bargasms (enjoy multiple savings)
Black Friday is all about enjoying bargasms (drop in prices that will make you go WOW)
Dude, buying this car was a great bargasm to me.

by it's972 October 6, 2016

Beatgasm

Once you have beaten something you have wanted to beat for along time, this word has a broad meaning though

Example 1

Guy1: wow you beat that kid up so bad
Guy2: Yeah I feel so good
Guy1: Beatgasm?
Guy2: Yeah

Example 2

Nerd1: I just beat dungeons and Dragons!
Nerd2: You must be so proud of yourself!
Nerd1: OH MY GOD I AM HAVING A BEATGASM GNA GNA GNA!!!!!!

by baldy45 November 12, 2011

Beatgasm

Noun - A music service exclusively for electronic dance music that reinvents the way that fans connect to music, artists, and fellow fans.

Beatgasm is probably the best thing ever to happen to EDM.

by itsjmac November 21, 2013

Bergasm

(noun.) experienced when one feels his phone vibrate in his pocket, pulls it out to check his new message, only to realize that he felt a phantom vibration and no one was actually trying to reach him. Bergasms are especially intensified when one is bored or feeling lonely and has a strong desire to talk to someone. When the bergasm is experienced, a state of euphoria consumes the desperate person only to end with an anti-climactic lack of a new text message.

Bergasm Man i was so bored yesterday and thought i my girl was calling me, but sadly it was only a bergasm. what a bummer.

by the urbster September 15, 2010