Beardstruation

When a female gets angry over your beard.

Stacy "your beard is poking me!"

Tod "I wish they made midol for beardstruation"

Stacy "They do its called shaving"

by Mr. Chump August 6, 2011

Beardstorm

Beardstorm is the act of showering someone with your shaved beard hairs. It usually requires multiple people growing beards for multiple months to acquire what would be enough to produce a Beardstorm.

Me and Mike grew our beard each for 2 months. Then shaved our beards, and placed the hair into a bag. We then showered a skeet with our beard hair using a giant fan and some ingenuity. This was the first ever Beardstorm.

by Beardstorm Inventor August 3, 2009

beardscrimination

When a person is knowingly discriminated against for having facial hair.

People who have beards may not work as restaurant servers. This is beardscrimination.

When a female won't kiss a man because hair is growing from his face. This is beardscrimination.

by once_a_fool September 2, 2013

Beardstomp

walking confidently with correct posture. length of your beard scales with your aura points, as growing a mexican beard is one of the meanings of life

*puts on cool looking purple suit*

joshua: bro is a lizard

caleb: bro can save the sun and moon from a learning experience at the same time

ethan: bro is BEARDSTOMPING

*epic boom drums start booming*

by Spendamon November 18, 2024