barbitard

A pretty, or not so pretty, girl or woman who is really dumb or incompetent. Combination of the words Barbie, as in Barbie doll, and retard. Barbitard.

That manager is really pretty, but she's so dumb. She got fired because she's a barbitard.

by Zzzt June 14, 2005

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Bearditis

When a male refuses to shave his beard to too long of a time, resulting in a massive growth on the males face.

Signs of bearditis can include, but are not limited to:
-birds making shelter within your beard
-women being repulsed
-sudden urge to go chop down trees and wear flannel shirts
-face feeling heavy, droopy, may even eventually fall off
-green poop
-death (in extreme cases)

Cyndee-"Omg, I think Shane may have bearditis."
Ciara--"Yeah, me too. I heard some strange cheeping sounds coming from his beard yesterday."
Cyndee-"He better shave it soon. I feel repulsed."

by whoadreambig October 12, 2011

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Bearbot

Moderately hot skinny ass asian chick that does some bitching ass remixes, think milkman without the jewness and girltalk without the popularity.

"Oh shit, did you just hear that bearbot remix? It was OFF THE HOOK MAN"

by meltedmuffin October 1, 2009

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Bearbie

A high-maintenance gay man who identifies with the bear subculture, and demonstrates feminine qualities and material wealth similar to those associated with the Barbie doll.

This bear wears an awful lot of bling - he must be a Bearbie. He is a cross between Alexis Carrington, the mountain man and the Barbie doll!

by Freddie21206 May 7, 2012

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