beancountery

Penny-pinching; close-fistedness

Running a local newscast via remote control is the depth of beancountery.

by orangefoxca July 6, 2011

Beaunicorn

A beautiful person that everyone talks about but you have never met or is very rarely seen.

"So, this Lisa girl, I hear she's super hot."
"Yeah. Although, I don't think I've ever met her."
"Actually, come to think of it, neither have I!"

"Wow. Maybe she doesn't even really exist. She's a mystical beaunicorn."

by Had_Matter January 24, 2015

Beatico

Beatico Is Strong but caring, when he hold you you feel his strength but you know he love you till the end. He is always with you and gives the best advice. He always says the truth and is very wise.

What a powerful name Beatico is-Gustavo D

by Gumar325 January 20, 2021

el beanio

when some sick perverted human being ate so many beans that they have excessive gas that stinks up rooms, building, and sometimes even towns with a disgusting stench of bean, raddish, and pigs in a blanket all mixed together!

emma: wouldnt that be cool if... WHAT IS THAT SMELL!!?!?!
jake: i dunno...
emma: did u fart?!?
jake: o yea! that must be it! i just ate a burrito. im gonna have total el beanio!
emma: dude! u already do! holy crap! im getting out of the room...
jake: k.

(5 minutes later)

emma: dude the whole house smells! i cant breathe!
jake: settle down its not that bad.
emma: U HAVE THE WORST EL BEANIO I HAVE EVER SMELLED!

by lydia December 29, 2003

benico

It's mah name

Dude: what's your name
Me: Benico

by TES:Fallout July 25, 2017

beancooker

The guy who pwnes you at your own game

GBauer, you just got a beancooker!

by Beancooker September 23, 2008

beancooker

One that likes to lick the taint in the hopes that it will heat up the beans.

Dude, that homo is such a beancooker!

by Limmony Snicket September 23, 2008