bean burrito

You or your girl shits in a tortilla, then you wrap it around your dick and fuck her...

i asked my one night if she was hungry and said yes... i ask how about mexican food?.. she agreed... then asked how about a Bean Burrtio?... O i would love a bean burrito!!! she replied... So i proceeded to take a shit in a tortilla and placing my dick in the tortilla i proceeded to fuck her.. giving her a wonderful taste of south of the border...

by Big Boy 7 May 2, 2006

Bean Burrito

When two men engage in anal intercourse and some or all of the feces of the receiving man ends up in the foreskin of the other man.

My gay friend got a bean burrito while he ass-fucked his partner. He spent the whole day washing out his foreskin.

by Lucky777dice July 3, 2015

Bean Burrito

When you are having sex with Mexican girl and while you are fucking her you put your finger in her asshole and start fingering her and still keep fucking her.

While I was fucking the Mexican girl I Bean Burrito her

by Slicknate233 January 5, 2018

Bean burrito

The act of stuffing your balls into the vagina of a Mexican woman while she's wrapped in a blanket

This girl invited me over to Netflix and chill and I toltaly turned her into a bean burrito

by Dami_Nuf May 4, 2024

bean burrito bomb

Supplies: 1-Large tortilla shell, diarrhea or big poop, cheese moldy preferred, microwave (probably one that is going to get thrown away), 3 person sling shot. Steps lay out tortilla shell and lay a meaty scud monkey where the meat would be, sprinkle the zesty molded cheese on the turd and microwave for 1:00 min or until cheese on turd is melted and crisssssspy, then grab 2 friends to aid in this epicness, load the bean rito Im the cockpit of the 3 person slingshot of doom and let it go right in the victims cock sucker! (way better if their sleeping)

Codak: dude it was hilarious when we slapped Justen in the face with that bean burrito bomb!

James: HELL YEA! He still smells like stinky shit rito!

by turd burgler6969 April 4, 2010

Bean Burrito Level

Sometimes just called "Bean Burrito". A level in the Super Mario Maker series in which repetitive button inputs make completing the level tedious along with the potential to die and have to start over from a single missed button prompt. A bean burrito level usually either only has one screen or the multiple screens in it are so similar that they might as well just be one extra large screen. All of this together makes what many would consider an awful level and usually makes for a miserable experience. These levels typically do not include checkpoints.
Origin: The name is derived from a level called Bowser's Bean Burrito in which the player must complete repetitive spin jumps on shells the entire time and missing a single jump results in having to do the level over from the beginning,

This bean burrito level is miserable.

by Shugunou September 3, 2023

bean burrito chant

Because the bean burrito from Taco Bell is known to cause lots of flatulence, it is often timely to sing the bean burrito chant after eating more than one bean burrito from Taco Bell.

John, talking to Taco Bell drive-thru worker: "I'll have 4 bean burritos please."

Kareem, sitting next to John in car: "What the fuck? 4 bean burritos? Damn, you better open all the windows and the doors while driving or else this car's going to stink up like a portapotty at the redneck eating contest."

John: "Ay, dawg, chill chill. And listen to my bean burrito chant -

Beans, beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat 'em, the more you go faster in your go-kart!

Putputputpupupup...vvvvrrrroooooom vvvroom!

Ya heard me, this surplus of methane can be used to inject some extra boost into the exhaust, thus increasing horsepower by about 2.7%. Holla back!"

by Adel7 August 29, 2007